Everything posted by SquishMitten
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Post a pic that makes you lol
She looks better as an animated sloth.
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
Uh, you think that’s real? Or even if so, that it actually works? Thing moves like Robocop and apparently controlled by an old Nokia phone
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
He also isn’t using a wedge
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
At least the lakes are getting something for a change. That’s a hell of a lot more important that our yards
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Just saw that. Holy shit balls. Got almost a 1/4” earlier this afternoon. 2+ inches on top of that would be wild. Obviously not gonna happen. Gotta be a whoopsie on their end
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Holy shit. Only walked away for a couple minutes. This game looks a bit different
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Tucker Carlson FIRED
If a demon gets you pregnant, can you get an abortion? I guess it’d probably be fine since he’s allegedly a guy, but I’m not an expert
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I've decided to dig a hole
Don’t think this has been asked very recently if at all, but if you were to start all over from the beginning, what would you have done differently? Bought different tools from the beginning? Made the hole wider? Framed up rebar behind the walls to eventually pour concrete? Also, you found an electric winch for pulling up buckets yet? I feel like that would’ve been one of my first purchases.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Sing the prompt
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
lol. Wrong thread
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
These shitty teams better not make me have to switch to the ESPN app to watch kickoff That’ll do! Replies got merged Got damnit. I hate this feature
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Souf Carolina at OU SECN
Hilarious. But why show a trick play in a blowout?
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
Maybe it was your username that tipped em off
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
About .2” in the rain gauge. Wouldn’t normally count that as anything, but today was our watering day so it’s a nice little bonus!
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
Get an attorney by your side ASAP
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)
That sounds terrible.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
But that's not what that article says. It certainly isn't sending us back to the stone age like the dumbass keeps saying. The only doomsday aspect mentioned in the article is a "superflare" which it describes as an event that's 1000 times greater than a Carrington Event.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Cat - 55.4% - Ugh, yeah. Duh. Sheep - 35% - Done it before Dog - 32.8% - Depends on the breed Possum - 25.4% - I'd probably come out with some nasty cuts and infections, but yeah Raccoon - 24.9% - Done it before Crane - 16.9% - My initial thought was yeah, but after some research I'm not sure. Appears that alligators don't fuck with them, so maybe not. Eagle - 14.7% - The W probably goes to whichever one of us gets in the first clean shot. I think I could "win" but I might bleed out shortly afterwards. Coyote - 14.7% - Yeah Antelope - 10.2% - Maybe if I was able to sweep the legs during it's initial charge then get on top quickly...but probably not Kangaroo - 9.6% - No way Bear - 5.6% - Of course not Manatee - 4.5% - I wouldn't even know where to begin, so I'm gonna say this is a definite no Alligator 4.5% - Of course not Moose 4.5% - Lol. No Elk 2.3% - Nope None of the Above - 19.2% - Lol. Pussies
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Doing their part to drain the reservoir for flood water intake. Duh
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I’m not an expert, but I think wind tends to be more of a horizontal force. I don’t believe it exerts a strong force downward like water would.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I don’t like anything about the way this was phrased
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Y’all have a beach house? Or are you talking about your primary home? I recall you being on a really high cliff … unless it just looked that way because the lake was so low when I was there?
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
The “looting” is more likely to be done by the wind and ocean than some enterprising local. That excuse always confuses me though. I’m fully confident I could get everything I deem irreplaceable packed up into our cars within a couple hours. Everything else is just stuff. As I’m writing this, I’m looking around and wondering what somebody would actually steal. Presumably the TVs, computer monitors, and power tools, but beyond that, everything valuable is so bulky I can’t imagine someone going through the hassle.