Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I was wondering why Johntay Cook was suddenly on everyone’s lips typing fingers and instead find 65 year old dudes white knighting for Taylor Fucking Swift. What in the fuck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We just had a freak as a kicker, he regressed.
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Apple TV+
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems your link just takes the user back to this Surly Apple TV thread.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Zaden Krempin has his own lawn care business, shows he has gumption. Plus, he can help when we changeover to grass.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
After looking like most of the activity would slide just north, it’s been raining like a MFer in Belton for the last half hour or so. Good luck on it dipping south enough to penetrate the shield…
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Apple TV+
I found nothing redeeming in FoY and that includes Natalie Portman. Go watch the GIF of her looking crazy hot at the Texas football game 15 years ago for a fix, you won’t get any satisfaction here.
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Apple TV+
Not sure I have a good answer since I didn’t watch much of the Teller movie, but I suspect so. I lasted longer with Fountain of Youth, but came to hate it quickly. I spent maybe only 10 minutes with The Gorge before getting bored. I actively hated FoY when I bailed.
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The movie you just watched
It was a two hour music video for his daughter, the real crime in the movie. And @PittsburghTiger, you talk about Aliquippa greats and don’t mention Tony Dorsett? Edited to ask, “what the fuck, Hopewell High? Every Cowboys fan from 1977 on knows Tony Dorsett to be from Aliquippa.” Shit, now I’m extra confused, Hopewell is IN Aliquippa… so he is from Aliquippa…
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Apple TV+
Fountain of Youth is just about the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever attempted to watch. I lasted 23 minutes, I have no idea how anyone stands Krasinski’s douche bag character for the full two-plus-hour runtime. What I saw was miscast, uninspired, ill-paced and boring. Portman must have really needed the money.
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2025 SEC Tournament
What kind of swings were those? Holy fuck
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2025 SEC Tournament
It’s why you put him on ignore
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2025 SEC Tournament
Maybe this guy’s arm will fall off at some point? May be our only hope.
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2025 DL Justus Terry
Terry has been an internet phenom since 8th grade
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"It's a dog-eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear" -- RIP, Norm
CLIFF: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy? NORM: That damn “Hungry Heifer” restaurant again. The place is the pits. CLIFF: Wait. You went back? I thought you hated it there. NORM: I got lured back by their “surf-and-turf” special. CLIFF: Oh, yeah. What's that, lobster and steak, huh? NORM: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.
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"It's a dog-eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear" -- RIP, Norm
Great character, brilliant writing, sublime execution by Wendt. RIP, George, you made a lot of people laugh.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
I fucking knew the “we were treated unfairly, Liberty was too good” narrative was coming. Like clockwork. It’s the playoffs, expect everyone to have something, besides the fact you supposedly have the best team in America, and are playing at home.
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Texas @ OU Series Thread
Poor directing (camera switching) is my biggest technical beef. It may seem like bad camera work, but those guys are instructed to pan to their next shot immediately after they get their principal shot/the “play” concludes. It’s the director’s job to switch the cameras appropriately. And they do an especially shitty job of that on the SEC Network’s + channels. They are also really late switching from an iso of the pitcher or batter to the action of the play. Very amateurish, a byproduct of so many games being telecast, the available pool of professionals is diluted.
- Texas @ OU Series Thread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You’re not thinking of Darnell Washington from just three years ago? Bowers was the receiver, Washington was the guy with his own zip code.- Cam Rising? I think I went to school with him in the 80’s. Good luck in retirement
That’s a good question, so I went to Wikipedia. Nothing new on the resume, but it did have this bit of weirdness: Personal life Herman is a member of Mensa International. He and his wife, Michelle, have a daughter, Priya, and two sons, Maddock and Herman the Frog [2]- Cam Rising? I think I went to school with him in the 80’s. Good luck in retirement
I tried to find one of those six year old, multi page threads, but I think this guy actually enrolled here before the birth of Surly. Anyway, he’s finally medically retired, and probably qualify for SS. Always thought he was a gamer. Good luck, Cam. Rising was pushed into a table at the Gatorade station on the Baylor sideline in the first half of their September matchup. He didn’t return to the game. Rising returned in October and started a loss against Arizona State, but suffered a leg injury that ultimately sidelined him for the rest of the season. Rising’s college career was marred by injuries. He redshirted at Texas in 2018 and redshirted at Utah the following season. In 2020, he started against USC and then suffered a season-ending shoulder injury. In 2021, Rising became the Utes’ starting quarterback in the third game of the season. He threw for 20 TDs over 13 games with just five interceptions. The next year, Rising was the team’s undisputed starter and completed 65% of his passes for 3,034 yards and 26 TDs with just eight interceptions. However, he suffered a devastating knee injury in the Rose Bowl against Penn State.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
That’s a LaAllan Clark eval/relationship. Must not be such a “hard commit” to Alabama after all. - Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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