Everything posted by Not a cat
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How Lazy Are You?
2013, but the fact you were too lazy to look it up just proves your point.
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Help me on where to move (remote work)
I moved from Denver to Minneapolis. Loved Denver, hate Minneapolis. So since you seem to have the exact opposite tastes as me, you'll love Minnesota.
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Hottest Football Female Reporter 2022 End of Discussion Objective Rankings
Quit being a little pussy ass bitch on your period.
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Ole Miss @ Aggy - SECN
I don't speak moron so this is just an attempt to translate, but give him the boot, perhaps? Or there is actually some real tradition based on how in 1912 during the TCU game the corps all jizzed in a boot and poured it on the head coach who was so disgusted he immediately quit.
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Reservation Dogs
At work the other day in a meeting a woman I work with used the term shitass. I just said aho, young warrior. We nodded knowingly while the rest of the group looked around confused.
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2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
Germans and high inflation - what could possibly go wrong?
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Great Balls of Fire:RIP Jerry Lee Lewis
87? I hope his estate will be enough to take care of his cousin, but she's probably close to eligible for social security by now.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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Markets still falling like whoa
Ahhh, yes good old Jim Cramer. The guy that gave this condescending speech on February 29, 2000. Older posters may remember what started almost exactly as he was giving this speech. Hint, it rhymes with tech smeltdown. Cramer is a hack.
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Horrible way to die new stories
That's actually her roommate Shelly Dubinsky.
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Horrible way to die new stories
I was close friends with a sociology major from Fort Wayne that tragically died this very way. It's not a joking matter.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Even better, he's divorced.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
This. I did something similar except at state level. I did file but transposed a couple of numbers in the account to debit from. After a couple of months and no withdrawal and no notices I called to inquire why. Asked for an abatement of penalties and interest and was actually surprised when they granted it with no questions asked. Worst case scenario you'll get a little interest and penalties and have a nice self deprecating story to tell.
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Humpback whales HATE orcas
You ever seen ducks mate? I think drakes are into some weird s&m drowning fetish.
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Humpback whales HATE orcas
They're more intelligent than scientists ever suspected.
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Markets still falling like whoa
Putting this here for anyone that has Hefeweizen on ignore.
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So Mel Brooks isn't dead.... he's 96 mother fuckers.
That's the one time a post would also work as a double post.
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Humpback whales HATE orcas
Interesting. I would have bet anything that nothing fucks with orcas.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
And in Texas, he's still unable to get the Texas game.
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20 years an Asshole
I couldn't find the gif of this character saying "fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you... who's next?", so this one will have to do.
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20 years an Asshole
Did a search in February 1998 for articles on Mack's first class and found hornfans. I was hooked like an addict immediately. I was also an early and frequent contributor to the sorority thread and now have a daughter in college. Karma has a way of getting you back.
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Markets still falling like whoa
S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
I really don't get how blatant facemasks that turn the helmet are ever "missed". It's the ball carrier, which presumably one or two officials are assigned to watch, involves player safety, and there's no judgement call to make as to whether it affected the play. Crews that miss that are either incompetent or corrupt.
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Cautionary tale about NIL
So I can trust Lily Tomlin and Craig Biggio?
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Off Grid Alaska
Methheads, wildfires, biblical storms, angry natives, bitter cold, mosquitoes, grizzlies clicking jaws at you. Hats off to you mooseoutfront, I think I'd have tapped out by now.