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Not a cat

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  1. For Ds- Interesting that we have a first term administration and in the first few posts nobody has mentioned either POTUS or VP as an option. Biden is obviously an age thing, but how do they just gently move Harris over without pissing off a large block of the base? It'll be interesting for sure. For Rs- I can't see anyone other than desantis getting it, among all the available options we are allowed to list here. I still think desantis wins the nomination no matter who is running, but in a certain scenario he could be so damaged from a brutal primary, half his base stays home and he's limping into the general.
  2. I just assumed that's how he became an international magnate in the first place.
  3. Not if he was playing Crabtree. Dammit, too soon I know. I'll show myself out.
  4. I'll see it 37 times.
  5. And if I win the Powerball, the NIL program is really going to kick into high gear.
  6. Note to self, when on the run do not log into surly or any Texas discussion sites. That's how they'll get me. Also at the local brothel but I can't be expected to give that up.
  7. As a Minnesota resident, I can finally say there is one thing better about Minnesota than Texas.
  8. Not a cat replied to Baboontyme's topic in Movies and TV
    Reminds me of a certain story about a Philly boxer that overcomes all odds to become champion- the Joe Frazier story.
  9. Fuck all this 66-3 nonsense. This is what you do to cancer. Good luck, SB.
  10. Not a cat replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    That's exactly what happened a few years ago to the guy whose fake ID I used in college. That was one of the first indicators I might be getting old.
  11. Then you're probably fine, unless it's a blood debt. Those last 20 years, I believe.
  12. He was allegedly involved in a huge ponzi scheme in the early 90s but was somehow was dropped from any official indictment. Seems to be a pattern, as if he had some unsavory material on people high up...
  13. Tweet was deleted. What'd it say, please?
  14. I know when I need football analysis I turn to Minnesota and northwestern fans.
  15. A gopher fan I work with stopped by my office yesterday to say Arch is overrated and he was just going to be another Colt McCoy. Me-
  16. I never got that either. I know what would have happened had I or any of my friends growing up ever done that to our fathers. I'm confident my teenage son knows the same. He just seems like a giant prick.
  17. I'd think the fed decision is going to dominate today but can't figure out if 75 points will be good because we're finally doing something to fight inflation or bad because it's 75 bps.
  18. Anthony Edwards was outstanding in Hustle. The basketball Anthony Edwards, not the Top Gun/Revenge of the Nerds one.
  19. I'm obviously not in the know on the softball program,but what's they story with Elish? Was there some bad blood involved in her transfer, because she was a stud here if I recall.
  20. Either a humblebrag about academics or partying during undergrad. Not sure which.
  21. God dammit, now I need to go neg sbbruin on general principle.
  22. Your mom's twat is so marshy even ducks unlimited won't touch it.
  23. What was it during the first call to the old folks home that made lalo realize gus was recording the line?
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