Everything posted by Sandman
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i entered a contest with an entry fee and then the contest never happened
I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free: Yo, it's time to set the record straight, I'm dropping bars to seal your fate, Riff Raff, you're just a parody, A joke in the game, no real strategy. You're flashy chains and neon gear, But where's the substance, where's the real fear? Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake, You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake. Claiming fame with your outlandish style, But when it comes to talent, you're in denial. You're all flash and no class, A one-hit wonder destined to pass. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Verse 2) You claim to be a rap icon, But your career's a joke, it's long gone. You're living in a fantasy, a dream, But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems. Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow, You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars. You talk a big game, but where's the substance? You're all style, no essence, just nonsense. You're a stain on the rap scene, A walking meme, a has-been. I'll tear you down, expose your flaws, Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Bridge) You may have fans who love the show, But real heads know you're just for show. You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie, I'll bury you deep, no need to try. (Verse 3) So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well, Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell. I'm the real deal, the genuine article, While you're just a sideshow carnival. I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick, Expose your flaws, make you sick. So say your prayers, it's time to face, The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Outro) So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real, But your time's up, it's time to kneel. I'll be here, standing tall and true, While you fade away, lost in the blue.
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Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
I'm in central OK and my homeowner's went up about 15%. The hail up here sucks so much (like many things here). I want to call around but I just switched last year or 18 months ago. I guess I'll hold out for now.
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Time change
I used to talk mad shit about the dorks that complained at work about losing/gaining an hour. "Who gives a fuck?", I would ask the losers. Well, I guess fun time's over for me. I felt shitty yesterday and again today, haven't slept well. I can't explain it. I have become that which I most despise.
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Iron Claw - Von Erich movie -Jeremy Allan White, Zac Efron
Yeah, this made no sense. The dad is telling him "You could get a title shot if you keep it up" and if I'm Kevin or David I'd say "Uhh, you own the company. Write me in as the champ."
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Surly Horns Merch - Feedback/Ideas
Golf towel. You can do black, white, burnt orange. If you decide to offer clothing, throw us giant fucks a bone and offer tall sizes. I can't buy any cool shirts that support anything I enjoy because they look like a fucking crop top on me.
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Another day, another mass shooting
Many vets come back and get jobs where carrying a gun is required. Maybe we should look into cutting that back, too.
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Iron Claw - Von Erich movie -Jeremy Allan White, Zac Efron
I never saw these guys wrestle back in the day but I knew a bit about them. The claw, one of them died, etc, but I don't have any built in baggage about the story. I just watched the movie and thought it was good. Got a bit dusty at the end.
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(Laugh at Slorch) Rented a 2024 Kia EV6
Not when it's cold out. Then you get shrinkage and you're down to 150 or so. /Costanza
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I tried it. Tastes like rancid nyquil. I don't recommend it.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Ha, that's funny. My wife is also 5'11 and weighs....my wife is also 5'11. How interesting!
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
How can that be? She's had literal gallons of the stuff of life blasted into for years. One could argue that she was more full of life than a vast majority of planet Earth.
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Surly Dad Thread
I just got my last kid off of my car insurance policy. Not that I was in a hurry for them to grow up and get married/have kids but seeing the adjusted bill almost brought a tear to my eye.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Meh, he's pushing 80 and probably just wants the money to pass to his kids. Like Paul Hornung said when he sold his Heisman "I can't cut up the trophies 6 ways."
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Adrian Peterson broke?
The plot thickens.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Well, I don't think he has a job, so no need for any nice clothes to wear to work.
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Venezuela Invasion of Guyana
I copied and pasted it. Some of us are working and need to save time, Pal!!!
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Venezuela Invasion of Guyana
I thought Venezuela was all starving snd shit. How can they hope to invade anyone without keeling over from hunger?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
We used to be "Business casual" with jeans allowed on friday if you donate a buck. That went away a few years ago and now it's jeans errrry day.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
As a non-coffee drinker, I can't believe the amount of whining and crying from bitch-ass coffee drinkers at every job I've ever had. "Were's the coffee? Are we out? Where will I put my creamer? Why hasn't the coffee guy came yet? The machine is broken, the office needs to pay for a new one ASAP!!". Once, our director asked if we should use the "Friday Jeans" fund to pay for a new Keurig, since the old one broke. I said what do the non-coffee people get? Nothing was the answer, so I voted no out of spite.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Update: I found the manual, it was in a drawer that I didn't even know was there. Also, figured out how to make adjustments without the app but it still sucks. Not intuative at all.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I don't completely disagree but I'm replacing a 11 year old Samsung that's been fine for us. Only replacing it because my daughter needs one and it's an excuse to upgrade and give her the old one.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I bought a new fridge, it was delivered today. It didn't come with a manual. I understand, it's the 21st century, I can go online to get it. But then I found out I can't adjust the temp on the machine, I have to download an app to do that. WTF??? My wife already had the app due to her having a Samsung phone but still, that's fucking stupid.
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Cowboy Boots
Never thought I'd be a boot wearer but here I am. My friend's dad was a western wear/boot guy, born and raised in SW Oklahoma. He had a pair of boots he wore for years until they had just worn out. My buddy went to a Lucchese outlet and got him a pair that was as close to the same style as he could find. His dad appreciated them and wore them once but said they just weren't the same. So my buddy took the old boots to some boot wizard, said the guy looked like he just fell out of a covered wagon and had all these ancient looking leather-working tools. The boot wizard took a couple months but got the old boots back to almost new. His dad nearly wept when he saw them. The new Lucchese's went into the closet until his dad passed away a few months ago. My buddy can't wear the new boots, but I can, so he just gave them to me. The model is the Bart, super pointed toe but IDGAF, they feel nice.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My current dogs do this right now. You want to take them in and relive those memories?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
We have a clock in the living room that doesn't chime but it makes a sound, seemingly every 5 seconds or so, that sounds like a dripping faucet. The first time I heard it I thought we might have a plumbing problem but no, it's just this fucking clock.