Everything posted by Sandman
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People that list things for sale and say "This won't last long!!!". If you're selling it and you know it will sell quick, why do you have to tell us? Just post it and let it sell. This goes double for douchebags on facebook and car dealerships.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
The number of 60+ year old men I see around the metro who are wearing ou softball champs tees is staggering.
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Getting old sucks
Went out to brunch with the family today, the football pregame show was on the TVs. They showed the crew for one of the upcoming games and I said to myself "Man, Trent Green looks old. I guess that's understandable, as he's been out of the game for years". Then the names popped up on the screen and it turns out it was actually Matt Ryan. Fuck.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I'm always a pessimist when it comes to bedlam, so no. I think our DBs give up too many big plays and that Gabriel will have a good game, throwing it over the top of the defense for TDs.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Make that 271.
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London
I was in London the first week of December last year. The lighting of the Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square is cool. Lots of little pop up tent shops. Hot chocolate, Belgian waffles and crepes with different toppings, sausages being grilled. And with the national gallery in the background? Pretty fucking great.
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Another day, another mass shooting
This is exactly what I do when I play Grand Theft Auto: V. It's a great strategy. Now he just needs to call Lester and get his wanted level removed.
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Getting old sucks
Turned 50 last week. I'm at work, getting some files from the cabinet and the phone rings. I have to navigate this chicane from one filing cabinet, around another, then to my desk. I get there and feel my back pop as I lunge for the phone. The motherfucker had already hung up.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
No. I'm free from color matching questions but I'm on-call for other shit. Mostly things like "Should I wear a coat?".
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
This is one of the few times I am glad to be colorblind. She'll ask me about color options for whatever and I just say "Who are you asking?" and only then will she remember that I've been colorblind for the entirety of our 14 year marriage.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Because I don't want 12 giant open rolls of paper towels gathering dust or whatever in my pantry. My wife calls it the pantry but it's a closet inside the laundry room, there's no food just cleaning supplies and assorted crap that Mitch Cumsteen's wife would appreciate.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Went to Costco to get my paper towels. Came home and opened the package to discover that they don't individually wrap the rolls anymore, I guess. Now instead of putting the rolls on the shelves in the pantry, I have to find a place to store the whole giant package.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My buddy wanted to name his first kid (a girl) after his dad, who has a unisex type of name. His dad said, please don't, I hate my name. They did it anyway but spelled it all fucked up, just to be different I guess. Years later, he told me "I regret that. She's gonna have people pronouncing her name wrong for the rest of her life".
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Job hunting - A different kind of happy ending
Shit, I know someone who used it for a couple of low level legal arguments (not in court) and he's 2-0. He loves that thing.
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Halloween bullshit
It's just going to let her know which stuff she doesn't have yet. And another trip to Target will commence.
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Kansas police chief caught swapping incest vids
- Cowboys-49ers
Kirk has made $231MM, I'd take whatever advice he wanted to give me.- Cowboys-49ers
LOL the backups are getting takeaways now.- Cowboys-49ers
Well, there was one guy that just couldn't cut the mustard. We traded him to....wait a sec....- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Flipping around football games yesterday and watched some of the end of the Eagles game. They pan into the crowd and there's a guy wearing a cool hat. Not an eagles hat, I don't like the eagles at all. It looked like the old powder blue Phillies stuff they used to wear in the 70s. But it's not a phillies hat, it had something else written on it in the old phillies font. It took me under 2 minutes to find this hat online. It's from a surf shop in New Jersey, of all places. It just made me think about when I was a kid watching a movie or tv show, and I'd see a guy wearing a cool t-shirt or hat or something and wish I had that. There was no way to figure out where the item was from or how to get it. Now I can find out in minutes.- Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I'm colorblind and at first glance, I always think its the South Africa flag.- Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
Someone said "They solved this murder before the Dallas Cowboys made another NFC championship game", which is gold.- Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
I don't get these old-ass politicians. Why don't they just go home and spend their remaining years with their grandkids and great-grandkids? Do they hate their families too much or do their families hate them? It can't be the money, none of those pricks are poor. Is the allure of power too much to overcome? If I have to listen to my 76 year old dad tell the same damn story for the 100th time, their families should have to do the same.- Home Owners, Auto Insurance, and Related Stuff
I'm in Oklahoma and I'd like to stab you with a rusty spoon. I'm paying over $3200 a year for what I'm sure is much less house. The weather up here fucks us royally. - Cowboys-49ers
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