Everything posted by Sandman
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Has anyone renewed a passport recently?
What if you're divorced and the ex lives far away? Or the ex is like mine and just can't be bothered to do anything but smoke weed and not work?
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
Sidney Poitier, gone at 94.
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Casey Thompson
His dad can show him around the spot where the FBI nabbed him for selling coke.
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Roommate serves vegan bacon, gets life ruined.
I just assumed that she's like my wife and not much of a cook, so she didn't recognize that it wasn't real bacon.
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
Isn't that the place where you hide your weed from the cops?
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Roommate serves vegan bacon, gets life ruined.
The vegan lied and told her it was real.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
She walks like she just sharted and she's trying like hell to keep the shit from getting all over her ass/vag.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
I remember those QB contests they'd have in the off-season, Jay would win the longest pass pretty much every time. One of them went for 73 yds.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
He said we just HAD to get the Truecoat on the springs, it's so worth it.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
One of the springs broke on my wife's garage door this weekend. Called our usual place and it turns out that it had been sold to a new owner (the old guy retired and sold his business, good for him) and they came out on Saturday, guy said he didn't have the parts that would fix it, wouldn't have those parts until mid Feb, and suggested we upgrade to a high torsion spring set-up for the low, low cost of $943. We called a different place that came out today and had the needed parts and it was fixed in an hour for $200. Looks like I found a new garage door guy.
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2021-2022 Winter weather thread for non-Texans
Had a cold front move into the OKC metro, temps dropped into the low teens. My office building had a pipe burst and water has fucked up a lot of shit. What a great way to kick off the new year!
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College Football Is Stale and Boring
Willis McGahee was drafted in the first round, played 11 years in the league and made $32MM. That's pretty damn good for an NFL RB. The money wasn't as good as it is now but if he was smart, he's set for life.
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Orange Bowl CFP semifinal Georgia vs Michigan
So just like the B12 championship game?
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2021
10-time NBA champ Sam Jones died, 88 years old.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Erin looks like she's hit the wall.
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RIP, Richard Marcinko, Rogue Warrior, Creator of SEAL Team 6
I worked with a guy who was in the Seals during Nam. I asked him if he knew RM and he said yeah and that he was a "Glory Hound". I didn't press for more info, as he seemed irritated about the question. /csb
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Just because it showed up on my Youtube - Barry Sanders' top 50 runs
Yeah, he told the defenders to not hurt Thurman because then Barry would get in the game and run wild.
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Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
Several years ago, I had a fractured molar and had to get a crown. No biggie. Then a few years later, I started having hot and cold pain, dentist says the new crown is cracked (WTF). Got a new crown and later still, had more pain. He says I need to see a endodontist or periodontist, as the new crown is solid and looks to be seated perfectly. I called one of those and after explaining my issue, the gal said she thinks my tooth has cracked all the way down and needs to be removed and replaced with an implant. I said fuck that noise and moved on. Haven't had pain for maybe a year....until this past week. Real, intense pain from anything hot. I think I'm finally fucked. TL;DR please go get your tooth checked out and save yourself some misery down the road.
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Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
My sister got me some golf balls for Christmas. She intended to get orange ones but accidently ordered red. I laughed when I opened them, she was confused. I then reminded her that I am colorblind and once I hit one of these red balls onto the geen grass, I'll never see it again. No bitching here, it was hilarious.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
According to reddit: kid took a plea on 12-10, ou offered him on 12-11, OSU signed him on 12-15. I wonder if neither school knew about it right after it happened. His last name in the court records is hyphenated but he doesn't use that name in general. People that looked him up couldn't find a case under his shorter name. Maybe he was trying to keep his shit on the DL? Either way, he sounds like a real straight shooter that has upper management written all over him.
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Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
My MIL is one of the sweetest, kindest people on earth but she's got a burr in her saddle about one of my kids that works a lot and has missed some holiday stuff. She read my wife the riot act yesterday and my wife told her that there was nothing we could do, my kid is 20 and does what she wants. After giving my wife an earful, MIL goes down to my kid's work and tells the kid she expects her at MIL's house after work on Saturday. She told my wife that "she did a pinky-promise to be there". I am preparing for the fallout when the kid "forgets" or just doesn't show up.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yesterday, I got to hear the wife's reenactment of her harrowing trip to Mcdonald's to get our breakfast. It even included her rendition of the (I'm assuming) handicapped man who's speech was unintelligible to everyone in the restaurant. After a few minutes of hearing her mumble like the elephant man, I said "I get it" to try and speed things up but TONE.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My mom's father was an electrician. He was also completely colorblind, as in he couldn't see anything but gray. He passed his shitty eye condition down to me, I think it's the only thing he ever gave me. Thanks, gramps.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I love Christmas but I find that I can't get into the Christmas spirit because it's too fucking warm. It's going to be 80 degrees on friday, WTF. And because it's allegedly winter time, my office has the heat turned on and it's been at least 75 in there every day. Even the old bitches that use space heaters every day are commenting that "Gee, it's warm in here". Fucking hell.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
What in the actual fuck? If my kid came in the house and started tossing shit out of my freezer and put a snowman in there, I'm not gonna just sit at the table and act powerless. I'm throwing the snowman outside and telling her to pick up the fucking mess she made. Just imagining having to deal with some dirty snowman in my freezer for a fucking year has me raging. Fuck that kid and fuck parents that act like a "friend" instead of a parent.