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Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
Uncle Gary sounds like a real one. What's his surly handle?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
He got that Rocko package, everything carpeted.
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Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
Growing up as a military brat, I've never had a thanksgiving or Christmas meal with my extended family, it was always just the 4 of us. Sometimes my wife's family does it and I just don't like it, I'm not used to that. Thanksgiving was just another Thursday and one of my mom's (amazing) homecooked meals, the only difference being it was turkey or ham, which we didn't have that much. Being out of school was nice though.
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CFB coaching carousel
My ou grad coworker read that LSU is offering in the 12-15MM range, not that I believe that. I do agree that ou sucks, however.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- Has anyone renewed a passport recently?
Yes, 5 weeks. This was for 3 new passports and 1 renewal. I didn't use a service or pay for the expedite fee. We filled out the forms at home and dropped them at the post office. I was told it would take 16 weeks so this is quite the surprise. I don't know if we just got some motivated employees to process our stuff or if there's just fewer applications being submitted.- Leander HOA Decides to Ticket...err Fine Speeders.
I would say that I'd sell my house if this shit went into effect but then I'd never buy a house in an HOA area to begin with.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We went out to do some birthday/christmas shopping for the kids, my wife wanted to look for some new shoes for herself while we're out, no big deal. First, she has really big feet, women's 11-12, so she always has problems finding shoes that fit. She sees this pair and while trying to cram her foot into it, she hurts her toe. Her: "OW! These just don't fit, that really hurt!" Me: "Cool, let's move on then" Her: "I want to try this other one first" Me: .... Her: "These don't work either. Let me try the first ones again" Me: "The ones that hurt? Why would you try those again?" Her: "They might work this time. OW! No, they don't fit." Me: WTF- Has anyone renewed a passport recently?
Submitted my application on 10-7, got my passport on friday. Damn, that was fast!- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Every ad with acoustic guitars and a raspy voiced chick trying to sing a classic song and butchering it.- (8) OU @ (13) BU - FOX 11:00
Careful, you might make him cry like a little bitch.- Texas Tech v. ISU Tornado Birds
She kept saying "Ko-Lahr" like he was a cartoon vilian from outer space.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife prefers "and that sort of thing" & "and whatever". She'll occasionally toss in "and ____ kinda thing".- CFB coaching carousel
They fired him when he was OC and their offense wasn't that good. I think that bridge has been burned for a while.- (8) OU @ (13) BU - FOX 11:00
My wife's cousin is named Gary Bohanan. So every time I hear Gus talk about how Bohanan is running wild on this defense, I picture a 70-something retired pastor cutting on a dime and racing upfield.- Nike - at it again
I'd love to know how Jordan felt when he found out this story. I wonder if he knew about this before his own father was killed.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
A woman at work is like that, acts like she gets paid by the syllable. All the women at my job like to start talking to someone from far away, yelling and getting quieter as they approach. Why they can't wait until they get to the person to start talking remains a mystery.- A salute to badasses on Veteran's Day
What's up with your Pops smokin' and jokin' with his doggone hands in his doggone pockets??!!?! J/K, SFMF- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Every damn day. It really hits hard when she even includes the end of the convo: "She said ok and I said ok, thanks bye"- CFB coaching carousel
Holy shit, I forgot about that one. Make it three, please.- CFB coaching carousel
You know, I don't disagree with this take but I also find it hilarious that ou is seen as top tier over LSU but the Tigahs have won 2 chamionships since ou won their last one. Here's to another 20 ringless years for those fucks.- Car buying now days
It's more a case of they can buy black, white, silver paint in bulk because 90% of their sales will be in that color. Buying in bulk is cheaper.- Okie State @ WVU ESPN
Neers getting their shit pushed in.- Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
My dad told my sister that he'd like to host Christmas at his house. The issue is that my sister's adult son (29 & unemployed) lives with our dad and is a slob. She's going to try to talk dad into having Christmas at her house instead.- Has anyone renewed a passport recently?
My wife, 2 kids and I went in for passports on 10-7 and 10-8. They said it would be 16 weeks, one of my kids got hers back in 2 weeks. Crazy fast. Still waiting for the other three. - Has anyone renewed a passport recently?
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