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You don't know me

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  1. How the fuck did he find 2 people shorter than him?
  2. I have some (maybe a lot) hearing loss. For most of the last decade I have had to ask her to repeat things that she says from another room. I have finally learned that the best thing to do is ignore it. If it's important and she expected an answer, she'll find me.
  3. Go Navy! Marine vet and son of another Marine vet. I do love this game. It just feels right.
  4. Have you explained that if she continues to 'bump' the wall with her bumper that the parking spot will only get bigger over time?
  5. Everyone else already took a knee. That should have been good enough.
  6. We had ribeyes for Thanksgiving this year. I'm not a big fan of turkey and I am a big fan of ribeyes.
  7. Pulled in pretty late and left early. Probably the best way to stay in Norman if you must. Bottom line: The only meal we ate in Oklahoma was breakfast at the hotel where there were people eating in their pajamas.
  8. They'll probably fuck it up and hire Ned instead. There's a joke in there somewhere re: squealing like a pig but I'm not on my game today.
  9. Yeah, probably goes in the stupid things that wives do thread, but we were driving back home after spending Thanksgiving in San Antonio. Left on Saturday because of a winter storm coming down through the midwest. Wife made reservations at a hotel while I was driving. After she was done, she says "okay, we have a reservation in Norman". Ugh.
  10. This. We had to stay the night in fucking Norman, OK Saturday night. In the morning I saw multiple people wearing their pajamas at breakfast. Just because you put shoes on, doesn't make them not-pajamas.
  11. I was expecting a twist at the end where you have to paint the whole kitchen to match the paint she got for the bench. I'm a little disappointed.
  12. State lawmaker needs to stop wasting tax dollars. If my nana was still alive, she would just shake her head, smile, and say “Well, bless his heart”.
  13. Better than Dick Scrum. Probably shouldn't google that (unless you're into that, NTTAWWT).
  14. Hell, it takes me quite a while warming up just to play catch with my boys these days.
  15. Better question: Did you or anyone in your party get raped while you were there?
  16. And that $20 will turn into something like this, right?
  17. KeePass may be your next friend. It has a password generator with it which allows you to enter the requirements and it will randomly generate passwords for you. I have no idea what most of my passwords are, I just generate a new random one when the time comes and save it in that. When I need to log in, I just copy the password out of the there and paste it.
  18. That's just someone using your towel to dry something up from the floor or sink and then hanging it back up like nothing happened.
  19. I'm guessing that either one of those scenarios would have been acceptable to Typhoon Mary's husband?
  20. These bike videos are really just video games with amazing graphics, right? Right?
  21. I am going to completely disregard the rationing of the chicken and stick to the mutilated piece of chicken. That's fucked up. Would any normal person go to a buffet type restaurant and do that? Nope. Same premise and it's wrong to do.
  22. Looking back on it now, I can laugh. I had a wall about 40 feet wide and 4 feet tall of leaves. I imagine that when a husband and wife would drive by the husband would say "Look at that moron". If the wife spoke first, she probably said "See! He's blowing them. Why don't you do that instead of just mowing them over?"
  23. Missouri, about 70 miles west of STL.
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