Everything posted by You don't know me
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I have no doubt that I would have died.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Shaking on the sideline on the last 2 point conversion. Fucking pussy.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Fuck this conference, fuck Tom Herman, fuck Todd Orlando, fuck the refs, fuck the hillbillies...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I seriously tried using a blower my first fall up here. That lasted for about an hour and then I got on the mower.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Those trees are so tall though. I moved up here a few years ago. This is the first place that I have lived as an adult that has an actual winter. I never had this issue when living in Austin. I'm still learning the ropes of living in yankee land. Edited to add: I just checked and I guess I should wait until late winter to prune. Is that your thoughts, too?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
It is, but it looks great in the spring and summer.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Here is one side of the front. I had it clear on Sunday. I think I am being mocked.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I hate that I have to deal with the leaves. Yes, it makes me Surly.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
No, just want to jump straight to winter. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have almost every square inch of my yard covered in leaves. What I need to do is just cut all the stupid trees down.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
These fucking leaves falling. On Sunday, as I was going over everything on my rider, the fucking leaves were falling all around me. By Sunday evening, you couldn't even tell that I had done anything. And now it's worse than it was Sunday morning. I hate fall.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I am picturing him making a video similar to the one Cutthroat Chip created after he got a "real job". Sitting in some bland break room, eating his lunch, thinking about how he used to make 6 figs hustling.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
WTF have we done? Did Hamm get a real job?
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Maybe we should ask his local PD to do a health and welfare check.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Oh, my wife would have meant the cat. I said “in my mind”.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
“The kittie wanted to make sure you were okay” would have nothing to do with a cat in my mind.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Your explanation was in the first paragraph.
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Weird College Roommate
Do weird military roommates count? If so, I have a few of those stories. Nothing about necrophilia, but decent anyway.
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Shit My Kid Says
I get the same sort of comments from my boys. I have informed them that baldness is typically passed down by the mother. I then remind them that their mom's brothers, who are quite a bit younger than I am, both started losing their hair in their early 20's and that I have more hair than them. I laugh, they look sullen.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Somehow? Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.
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Surly Dad Thread
Kids' schools went on full lock down yesterday. Someone called in threat and didn't name the school, so they locked them all down. Oldest 2 are in high school and can cope. Next one is in 6th grade and he is also good. 3rd grader, a little more dicey, but he was good. The one that got to me was the one in kindergarten. He was in PE when it happened and they put all the kids into an equipment room. I asked him last night what he thought was going on, and he said that he thought a bad person was out there. I asked him if he was scared and he said yes. Sometimes I really hate what we have become.
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How would Surly respond to this strongly worded note?
Avatar goes perfectly with the comment.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Except no wife.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Good thing he didn't post the evolution of his gay porn head shots by accident.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40. The speed limit was 55 the whole way. When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65. When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around. When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.
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The Shit That is Rae Carruth (Released)
Well, she did leave behind a child that ended up with cerebral palsy and severe brain damage from loss of blood in the womb after Rae had her murdered. Fuck, I can't believe he got released.