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jimmyjazz

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Everything posted by jimmyjazz

  1. Yeah, I get that, although there is some tradeoff in that (for instance) in-season baseball is probably not as violent as spring football. I'm not familiar with his recruitment: if forced to choose, would he choose football?
  2. I'm not sure which catch phrases have a drink requirement associated, but I'm pretty damn sure every one of y'all needs a drink. (Sober dudes need not apply.)
  3. Jonah is like a thoroubred horse. Super high upside but prone to injury. I hope he can play this weekend.
  4. He was dating Lisa Loeb at that time.
  5. Autopilot doesn't use windows. (Probable answer.)
  6. jimmyjazz replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    I get the argument that the tariffs must be returned to the importers, and in one sense I agree with it. I also believe those importers will tell the consumer to get fucked. This wouldn't be so bad if their actions were made clear to MAGA and friends such that they finally get it and consider this a bridge too far. If that were to happen, I'd consider the hit to my pocketbook an acceptable price to pay. The problem is, MAGA won't get it, and so there will be no collateral benefit.
  7. Trump prattling on about classified information is rich.
  8. That's nothing. I used to get 4 carryout "beef" tacos for a dollar at the Pancho's on Burnet. Of course I would get 8. I'm pretty sure I ate some things that are not USDA approved.
  9. Chip Brown with the bombshell.
  10. That's a hanging curve if I've ever seen one.
  11. Any idea if that's Dave on drums, or is it the NiN guy?
  12. Yowza. Two of my cousins are West Point grads and Rangers. One served decades and just retired as a Colonel. He has a couple of Purple Hearts, one from an IED and one from a jump accident when his one of his lines wrapped around his calf and tipped him upside down. He was able to cut that line free and survive the jump, but suffered a lot of muscle damage. Your story tops that by a large margin. How does one fall maybe 1,000s of feet and suffer little injury?
  13. Yeah, we had one near my office in north Austin, not far from Q2 stadium. Key word "had". Decent cheeseburgers, decent crinkle fries, great frozen custard. Now the only Austin-area locations are just too far a haul for me.
  14. oli has some seriously incriminating photos. That's the only explanation.
  15. Who eats airline food? I'll take the pretzels and a few beers. That gets me across the Atlantic at a minimum.
  16. I'm pretty sure Derka is the very first Texas fan to jump the gun on a negative opinion of a coach. Most of the surly fanbase is super optimistic to a fault and never ever ever ever criticizes.
  17. New surly motto?
  18. Archimedes! Everybody drink!
  19. Yeah, Pariah fans obviously stuffed the ballot box. Kyle & Jared could play on guitar, but the rest just weren't up to the Pantera/King's X level of musicianship. I'd put either of those two drummers at #1.
  20. They should change their name to "Sausage Fest".
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