Everything posted by Chooky
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$9.95 worth every penny
Holy shit. I'll always see that now. He really does resemble Lange before the caved in septum thing.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Stop smoking meth.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Close. He dropped a diamond-encrusted deuce on the carpet before crip walking out of the door.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
We know exactly how that will go. He had his OC demoted his first season at Colorado. The first time he struggles two games in a row in the NFL he'll create a him or me scenario.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I don't know what point you're trying to convey here because you didn't type a single word. You went the teenage girl route and just used an emoji. Even if you speak in a language other than funko pops and fidget spinners, I probably still won't be interested in what you were trying to say. So please don't mistake this as any kind of request.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
"Free speee!"
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Dubious at best considering the source who is reporting on an anonymous source. Tom Pelissero will eventually be exposed for putting live rodents in his ass. Every quote in that article is already easily established by the most casual observer. And "NFL executive" is a hilariously vague description. At least make up some new shit.
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- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Shedeur Sanders was 13 - 12 as a starter at Colorado. Kordell Stewart went 11 - 1 as a starter in 1994 and 27 - 5 - 1 for his career, but he didn't have a nice watch.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
The cool ones are going fast.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
You wanted to type "Prime" instead of "Deion" but restraint got the better of you.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
You like the way he markets himself? Like that time he spackled his own o line with angry diarrhea after the Nebraska game? Or is it his whole shithead vibe that is now more of a deduction to his value than his actual ability? You admire the Veruca Salt public perception strategy?- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
None of it does. But each time deion does something ridiculous you come to this thread and hold a bag of ice to your nuts.- Post a pic that makes you lol
True. But to play it extra safe you should at least aim for a thud in bounds or weight the helmet so they land kind of like a lawn dart.- Post a pic that makes you lol
You know how those guys throw heavy kegs over a wall in the strong man competitions? Maybe rig up some kind of harness. And then just launch a little tiny fella about 30' in an arching trajectory. But don't launch him out of the back of endzone without a skid or a bounce in bounds. If he just sails through the back of the endzone it might be like a touchback on a fumble. You could also try to create some gaps and go for more of a line drive fastball trajectory in between people. Like grab the ankles and do a hammer throw kind of thing.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
That one is problematic for Deion. Maybe he forgot who he was and that he wore the same jersey as him and he was also a Thorpe winner and also that his name is Deon and that he sealed a national title with an interception at the end of the game and that he's in the college football hall of fame and that he played for the same team he currently coaches. Probably just slipped through the cracks.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
That's what makes it really dumb. Darian Hagan Kordell Stewart Deon Figures Travis Hunter That list makes sense. You could even put Andre Gurode there. "But my daddy said ... ." The deion leg humpers will continue to act like nothing had ever happened at that program prior to the arrival of these vainglorious assholes.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I would be surprised. We have guys who can plug and leverage but nobody who is a mauling menace like we've had. Maybe I'm wrong and someone has been whipping asses in practice.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
It's infuriating. I love Sark, but he's been pure garbage in the RZ as a head coach at 3 different schools. I think he fared better within the 20 at Bama as a playcaller because Bama. He attacks the most obvious personnel and tactical deficiencies with common sense, instead of being a stubborn, defensive and petty bitch, like Mack Brown's default setting. But the RZ issues either go unaddressed or he just doesn't know how to change his percentages there.- The Trump Economy
- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Gross.- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Nico is clearly a mediocre pain in the ass but I don't think anyone knows anything beyond that. The playoff rumor would be based on the notion that Tennessee is above running a spiteful smear campaign. Based on my unconfirmed feeling that Tennessee's athletic department is run by a bunch of hillbilly fuck slobs, both parties are opposite ends to the same, double-sided dildo.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Tee hee hee. Guffaw. Guffaw. Tee hee.- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Neek - Nika - Not Gonnaplayhere anymore.- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
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