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Chooky

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Everything posted by Chooky

  1. Fucking terrific.
  2. Agreed, but this latest frenzied and pointless outburst has solidified Eberts as the burnt orange version of Taylor Hamm to anyone who might not have already been aware.
  3. He's correct, though. Eberts couldn't hold his water and now everyone knows he's a self indulgent buffoon.
  4. Was he wearing that stupid fucking "maddog" chain on his repulsive hippopotamus neck?
  5. He fixes the cable?
  6. Why didn't he at least give Kai Trump a cool car?
  7. The Cybertruck has replaced the Ford Pinto as a historic symbol of manufacturing tragedy.
  8. MAGA: Steeped in conjured victimhood and nonsense -- government that doesn't fill a single pothole or seek innovation or to make anything convenient. Build a bridge or something. Fuck off.
  9. I guess i should be happy that it's not The Gulf of the Washington Redskins Suck It Libs and Slavery was Mischaracterized as Bad and We're All Going to be Very, Very Rich, That I Can Tell You.
  10. Only AI can turn on a laptop. I'm skeptical of this story.
  11. I want the words "tush push" to be banned and for it to be a felony to put those words in a headline. Anyone who espouses an opinion on it, unprompted or baited, should also be shipped to a South American prison underneath a banana farm. I'm actually ambivalent about the activity. Leave it in. Fine. Just don't discuss it.
  12. 1.) Refers to anyone who slightly disagrees with him as a "pedo." 2.) Favorite activity in spare time: pedo-ing.
  13. Smear the pioneer?
  14. gross
  15. I didn't know the donkey show industry was still thriving. Is that all local or are some countries outsourcing their donkey show labor?
  16. I would have told that caddie to go back to ... Mexico. Okay, I probably wouldn't tell him that, but I'd tell him something.
  17. I support them and I have no issue with anyone's gender identity. But I think we'd all agree that they shouldn't be allowed to use bridges or stairs. There are plenty of ramps and various elevating platforms. It'll be briefly inconvenient but we have to think of the kids. If they're driving cross country, which is another thing I'm not sure they should be allowed to do, and they come across a river, they shouldn't be permitted to use the same bridge we cross with our children. Go around. If there is no around, then find the nearest coast and use a boat, like the thousands before you -- can't expect special treatment. It's another issue entirely, but I agree that they should be prohibited from grinding coffee beans. There are plenty of pre ground coffee choices available. I shouldn't be expected to explain to an eleven-year-old that there's a high probability that at any moment a trans person somewhere might be grinding coffee. It's unreasonable to foist me into a position of accelerating that level of exposure to the youth.
  18. Chooky replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    It's the stupid, economy.
  19. I can't laugh at Caleb's plight while I'm already laughing at his misfortune. I will have to wait until tomorrow and then I'll laugh at his plight.
  20. I'm on the fence.
  21. Indeed
  22. I went limey.
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