Everything posted by Chooky
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RIP Walt Garrison
What a badass, almost mythical figure.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Not for the internet's hypothetical heroes. They would've done more.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
He'll do all of that but he won't say "fuck you." He'll post a picture of a turd or something and then awkwardly post nine crowbarred jokes where either "schwing" or "a sphincter says what" is the punchline to each joke. And when nobody but his direct minions laugh, he'll convince himself that he's too abstract and deep to be understood. Then he'll fire one of his minions out of misdirected resentment that twitter didn't think his jokes were fire.
- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
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Seven Win Steve Rides Again!
Mario Cristobal saved the day for all head coach fuckery last Saturday. And his name eases into way more nicknames. Mario Gurglesballs. Neal Cristobal. Itsa Me Mario.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
That happened? Loved that guy as a player. Sounds like i now like him even more as a person.
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The Deion (Colorado) @ Oregon - ABC
Jason Whitlock is fat on the inside. His soul is fat. But also he's fat in the regular way of just being fat as shit. His once manatee level of fat has dried up into an old fat lady kind of fat. His fat is transcendent in various forms of fat, fatness that plays two sides of the coin. He's the travis hunter version of fat. But seriously, he's rotund.
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2024 OT Brandon Baker
- The Deion (Colorado) @ Oregon - ABC
Almonds are pretty overrated.- Post a pic that makes you lol
It's been awhile since I've posted there. Still don't know what that forum has to do with victimhood. Either way, exhilarating to know you follow me so closely. Who are you?- Post a pic that makes you lol
You managed to juice squeeze some victimhood out of a throwaway clip. Bravo.- NFL Fans going goon not going away
Those pants should be an additional felony.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
We should probably forfeit the season and concentrate on getting the computer science department shored up.- So, back to that legalization thing
Because I reside in Texas, my reaction to reading any good news about THC is to make that Mitch McConnell freeze face.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Taking a choreographed drink of beer is Texas Tough. And Ted Cruz is Texas Tough because i saw a sticker that said that on it.- The Rudy Thread
Off topic, but rudy giuliani farted next to Jenna Ellis in Michigan.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I bet "schwing" still has a high comedy hit rate around Elon.- Did Mitch just have (another) stroke?
MTG is an unintentional irony factory.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Somewhere, out there, there's an even bigger ball of twine than the one in Cawker City. There has to be.- 2024 WR Parker Livingstone
- 2024 WR Parker Livingstone
- Fyre Festival II: Billy's Back
I don't want MIA to rape this guy. But if it happens I'll understand it.- 1st game vs Rice.
Whichever one can beat the Orange Streak in a foot race will get a Torchy's gift card. Whoever comes in last, though, will have to stand directly underneath a jetpack guy as he launches. You know, in a fun type of humiliation ritual. It's all good fun.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Would it be a tad gauche to inform his family of their log stacking credentials?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I wish stuff was happening. Not this stuff. Real stuff. I come here for stuff. - The Deion (Colorado) @ Oregon - ABC
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