Everything posted by Chooky
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
You prefer Miracle Whip over mayonnaise and have a dreamcatcher on your rear view mirror.
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Abbott being Abbott
The Legacy of Gergg Abbott's Floating Balls
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Abbott being Abbott
Design a policy. Fill a fucking pothole. Build a goddamn bridge. Allocate some cocksucking funds. Just do some fucking government and fuck off.
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The Twitter Debate
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Elon should sue Volkswagen for knowing where Texas is.- Ways in Which You are Countercultural
We have to force @Armybrat into a shiny suit and a sleeve of tattoos and Hulu. And make him say "Hulu" with a straight face. Over and over.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, that sucks. I'm all for conservation. For y'all. I'm not sleeping at 82 degrees.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
This clown saga just continues to get more and more silly. It's cheap slapstick at this point. If Yakety Sax isn't strongly copy protected it should be played every time Elon enters a room.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Victoria, no.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
You have to subscribe to find out if geoff ketchum got better at distinguishing his flatulence from a belch. That's how they reel ya in.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
8 aces is clearly the path for a DeSantis primary victory. Donny showed his hand too early.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Agreed. I want to see that bald pig man get his skull split open like a melon. Ultimately, they all showed themselves to be nothing more than a gaggle of dysfunctional, murderous, soviet-minded, commie bags of fuck. Anyone capable of being honest with themselves will understand that Ukraine is a beacon of light in comparison.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Russia fucking sucks.- Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic
Debris Downer- Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Not calling off the dumb dumb army might be a display of bad character. His civility apparently extended only to offering a debate that he'd promote like a Logan Paul celebrity boxing event. But the counter is that if leading researchers are too afraid to argue with a guy in a backward hat who talks through the Skoal bandit in his lip then he's probably a nerd ass beta bitch. Dr. Hotez would probably flinch if you popped your shoulder and faked a jab at his nose. Then you tell him two for flinching while giving him the peace out sign. Boom. Debate victory. Suck it, medical community. Buncha soy boy cucks.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
So the GOP officially has 20 adults in the House? I hope they continue to improve on that. Oh yeah, and fuck Nebraska.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Transcript of Trump's staff interviewing lawyers for hire: Are you a narcoleptic? Yes. Are you awake now? Yes. Welcome aboard.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Defense opening statement: "I have the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. Fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck 'em all. I bury those cockroaches. I just want what's coming to me. The world, Chico. And everything in it."- Post a pic that makes you lol
That's what made me think this happened in Oakland. Well, that and a couple other things.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
"He gets held accountable to crimes in front of a judge he himself appointed just like us." Wait- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Today is an embarrassing moment for graduates of Trump University.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
"There are lots of other places to take a shit at in Mar a Lago." Boom. You just got legal'd.- Reddit Gone Dark
There are probably monkeys that don't know what I'm complaining about. I just use the site as it is and won't even download the app they constantly suggest. But am i really that much of a Luddite if i just expect sites to work without ground work on my behalf? That's a rhetorical question. I'm an old that's not even that old yet.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Mice for Cats. Chickens for Hawks. Ants for Ant Poison. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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