Everything posted by Chooky
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Holy shit.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Someone on the second floor got a violent enema.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Nothing will quell the rerun of the same diarrhea sundae of moral coalition, revitalized Ed Meese gibberish that's looming. It'll be the familiar drivel with slight plot twists, like should we invade Europe with Saudi, give Viktor Orban a handjob, and whether or not it's practical to eat minced immigrant out of a can. Think Ralph Reed with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. That's what's coming.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Fox will always be a contagious brain disease. I really want to hear DeSantis start giving Trump nicknames. "Many people call him Donald, okay. But I like to call him little tranny Trump. I mean this guy was pro trans, folks. Maybe I should call him Donna, I don't know. But I call him little tranny Trump. It's unbelievable."
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Dumb and mean is the worst combination. Guaranteed that dog will eventually suffer some sort of neglectful fate for having the misfortune of having a dumbass for an owner.
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Tucker Carlson FIRED
Fox should get Newt Gingrich to light Jason Whitlock's farts for an hour straight as an interim plan. CNN should just sell a collapsible water hose and a nonstick pan in Lemon's slot. The ratings would probably be about the same.
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Tucker Carlson FIRED
Don Lemon might not be an equal piece of shit as Tucker Carlson. But he's an adjacent piece of shit.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
"Larry Gene Gay demanded meat."
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air. It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand. People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling. That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated. I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu. "See that? The #7? The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"
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NC man shoots entire family of neighbors over a basketball bouncing into his yard
It's time this country has a serious discussion about errant basketballs rolling onto our lawns, day after day. Typically, Wilson Sporting Goods and the other big athletic lobbyists are silent. Enough!
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NC man shoots entire family of neighbors over a basketball bouncing into his yard
What a shitty neighbor.
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How Fox News works
"This isn't personal, Mr. Flamingo."
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How Fox News works
Why did they fire Boink Scagnetti?
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Woman shot and killed after car she was in pulled into the wrong driveway
Beyond everyone's political ideology, maybe it's getting a little too shooty out there.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That's probably the best piece of music that dude has ever done.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Ha! Weed is hilarious. 80085! Hahaha!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Username is in a near species realm of checking out.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Got slab. No cry.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
It's amusing that guys like Taibbi, among others, saw Musk as a beneficial ally and lifeline to further relevance. Musk discards his loyalty to others, and those formerly loyal to him, faster than he does employees. I think the idea that anyone has ever done anything to deserve his loyalty actually offends him. Those are the people he's most eager to blast. He seems to despise those people the most.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
He shatted.
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Man exonerated for murder after years in prison kills man in road rage incident
I haven't spoken to him since the incident, so I can't argue with your position.
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Man exonerated for murder after years in prison kills man in road rage incident
Sounds like he did 8 years of gladiator school and got unleashed into the world with a "be the first to react" mentality.
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Missouri is gone and there’s no coming back
If Timothy McVeigh had been able to exercise more delay on appeals he might have had a chance of becoming a Senator. But he definitely would've had a wildly popular podcast. Don't forget to subscribe and smash that like button. Hit up those notifications and check out our Patreon. Use promo code "Go Boom" to get 20% off on a case of Jihad Aloha Juice.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Phoebe Cates. The crown jewel of an entire era.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Next timeline: Badges now on sale for $12. Then $9. Then $4. Then terminating the entire badge concept. Then suing ex employees for giggling about the badge fiasco. Then business.