Everything posted by Chooky
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Kansas Republicans want to check your child’s undies
I'm gonna have to shoot some beer in order to express my disapproval of this.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Y'all got anymore of them tornader money checks?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I kinda hope he does. Soon. While in it.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
We should get rid of the judiciary entirely. And about half of congress. Not the good half. Weaken the executive branch until, you know, and then strengthen it the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Back in my day you had to wait for Gwyneth Paltrow to ski into you to get a blue checkmark.
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
He's gonna have to improve his marksmanship if he ever gets mad at a bottle of Tabasco.
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
If the beer is woke you should shoot the beer. This is just common sense.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
This means Don Jr is also vehemently opposed to Ginni and Clarence Thomas.
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Shit My Kid Says
I don't even know what it means but I'm pretty sure I teribated this week. Maybe twice.
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88th Texas Legislature
Since the Texas legi is now purely performance-based, i think each bill should be determined by a fight between AOC and Logan Paul. Get the young people interested in the legislative process.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
That's how that one girl became known as Doo Doo Foot Longoria.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I just put in a new roof. Not solar. But I still feel incomplete about it without knowing Cat turd's opinion on the workmanship. Or Catturd. Or Cat's turd. Or Mr turd or whatever.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
It's clear that elon should start a PAC and lobby for legislation that makes it illegal to dislike him or view him as silly. He's a mysterious genius with a quirky edge and a brilliant sense of humor. Viewing him otherwise shouldn't be allowed.
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Frisco, TX lawmaker wants to ban Lonesome Dove in Texas schools
Imagine that your kid's biggest problem was reading Larry McMurtry.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Ha! Sam Hyde memes are becoming mainstream information simply because posts are boosted due to someone's mom having a master card. This is the dumbest fucking genius the world has ever known.
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How many of you carry ?
I have a sawed off double barrel that rests in a sheath on my back but it's purely for fashion. Looks badass with my vest and shoulder pads.
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Mass Shootings
You know where the real danger is? A drag queen singing a Liza Minelli number. Zero tolerance! Protect the children!
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote.
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How Fox News works
Trump should respond to this by having Hannity scramble around the driving range while he fires golf balls at him.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
That's Matt Schlapp's entrance music.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
If Trump is not charged I'll probably have to blame it on @TwiceHorn
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Notorius GED. I've been seeing that on Twitter. Hilarious.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Who runs Alpha Town? Elon. Say! Louder! ELON RUNS ALPHA TOWN! Embargo lifted.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Onetime i got so high i turned my stereo down when a DPS trooper went by at about 70 mph on the other side of the highway. I didn't want to draw attention to myself.