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lemonandaturd

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  1. Maybe the 8 mighty orphans will chant Big 12, Big 12, Big 12.
  2. Perkins, Barton, Johnson and Kelly will be a good haul.
  3. They know what is coming. Just a matter of time.
  4. Baylor passed the plate for a modest tithe and offering.
  5. Tenaha has a murderer's row of West Sabine (Pineland), Colmesneil, Honey Grove etc. I saw Colmesneil play last year and they got beat by a home school team from Tomball. If Eoghan Kelly, the Mater Dei kid commits, losing Patton won't be so bad. Mater Dei is rated MaxPreps #1 high school team in the country. Big time difference in competition level.
  6. I guess folks in Tenaha did not hear that Baylor is fucked.
  7. So we drop an offer to Eoghan Kelly, he says Texas is his dream school and then boom Patton gets his shit right?
  8. I would never do it, but it would be funny as hell if Texas and OU fans chanted SECSECSEC at the kickoff in the Big 12 championship game.
  9. Luigi, it does just mean more-- money.
  10. Kurt might have won a Pulitzer Prize for journalism if he was worth a shit at his job. I guess it never occurred to him to get better and now the final straw is that he is a worthless troll for a worthless rag.
  11. Bob Bowlsby's ass?
  12. Did Bob Stoops prepare those?
  13. He looks like the love child of Hoss Cartwright and Hop Sing.
  14. We need ESPN to tell the Big XII tagalongs, "I will break thee".
  15. It was either for an OU degree or a rubber.
  16. You can read?
  17. The tagalong eight really got puckered today when they saw that the Mountain West has come calling.
  18. If our quarterback has a breakout season and Haynes King sucks shit through a straw this season, aggy is going to be even more terrified to play the game.
  19. The Big 12 GOR's teeth will soon be in a jar on a nightstand with South Austin's mom's.
  20. If budget cuts cause Fat Gare to have to make a living as a musician, he is fucked.
  21. Payback is a bitch.
  22. Next week John Sharp will softly call the muster. Aggy hopes and dreams die on the day Texas and OU join the SEC.
  23. Ced ran into Mike Williams.
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