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Blotto

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  1. Usually after the lawyers get through gang-banging the defendant in those suits, there's about $1.17 left over for each shareholder. You hit the over?
  2. I feel like the Poontang Party has a real chance of catching on. Consider my vote a lock, mr president.
  3. True. Its a statistical oddity that we can have such an efficient offense according to kenpom without any point guard play worth a shit. Those free throws add up I guess. Auburn and Texas are #1 and #2 currently in free throws made per game. Illinois - #117 apg Purdue - #2 apg Bama - #37 apg Michigan - #2 apg Texas - #274 apg Arky- #28 apg Duke - #34 apg BYU - #105 apg Houston- #81 apg Auburn - #214 apg This offense with TJ or DJ playing point would FUCK.
  4. Texas, UH, and Purdue all make the cut having never won a national championship. "What's that Indiana? ....shut up and get back in line."
  5. A SAS vs Trump presidential debate would be an all-timer. Two guys on stage for a couple of hours huffing their own farts, taking a break only to try and suck their own dicks.
  6. Agreed. I was hoping as he became more comfortable in the offense, his ability to get good looks would increase. But looking at his season splits, its the opposite really. Our average opponent strength increased once we entered conference play and left all of the dogshit patsies behind, so presumably he's facing better athletes on defense. But it would be nice to see him get more good looks somehow.
  7. European Commission's turn to goose IBRX a little.
  8. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    good game
  9. I guess some of you will never grasp the fact that aggy will shit the bed on a big stage 90%+ of the time. Yeah they snuck a win in Austin in a game where there really wasn't any pressure on them at the time. But that game in CS will almost certainly have tourney ramifications for them (and possibly us) and is exactly the kind of stage that they specialize in shitting all over. A&M fans will talk shit all week, and get lathered up like a jizz jar, and we all know what usually happens in those situations. To believe we have no realistic chance of winning that game is ignoring aggy history. My only hope is that we are underdogs, so I can get a +ML betting on the horns to win.
  10. If you laughed at Sampson simply because he was a sooner, fair enough, but he had enough success at OU to get hired by Indiana as the second coach after Knight. His career winning percentages at OU were superior to what Barnes managed at Texas, and he also made a final 4. He has always been a very good coach.
  11. A few years ago, I figured there was no way the all star game could get worse. goddamn I had no idea.
  12. crazy. I thought about betting scottie last night in the prediction markets for 1 cent, didnt do it. Note to self, no matter the scenario, if you ever see scheffler at 99-1 in a golf tourny, you take it.
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