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Blotto

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  1. Its legit. with as much attention as this created, I'm sure they would say something if it wasnt, and gofundme would cancel it. Now at $2.5M and going strong. The idiocy in this country never ceases to amaze me. Non-famous families probably struggle to raise $20K when its legit needed. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-james-van-der-beeks-family
  2. That man hangs out in the rarified air of the all-time great GQP losers, with the likes of George Santos and Rudy Giuliani. 1st ballot HOF'er. A f'n legend.
  3. Does lebron's cock ring count? This photo still makes me laugh every time I see it.
  4. This fucking choad is gonna sink the entire crypto market with his buffoonery, isnt he? would be a fitting end. lulz
  5. Sold 40% of my calls at .75 this afternoon so even if RIG goes south now, I'll have a 10% profit
  6. Austin American-StatesmanAustin man convicted of shooting, killing anger managemen...A Travis County jury convicted Lavonta Harrison of murder in the 2024 shooting death of Shelby “Stitches” Cody outside a court-ordered program.
  7. so why suspend retzlaff heading into this same season when he was arguably a more important piece?
  8. I like to laugh at BYU as much as the next guy, but recent history would tell me that no, their athletic department did not know. This is the same school that sat their star hoops player before the NCAA tournament for doinking his girlfriend, and just this year watched their star QB transfer to Tulane because they were going to suspend him for premarital sex. I'm guessing the "it was consensual" conversation never happened with anyone at the school, because they probably still would have punished him. ESPN.comJake Retzlaff to commit to Tulane after BYU exit, sources...QB Jake Retzlaff, who withdrew from BYU following a lawsuit accusing him of rape and a suspension for violating the school's honor code, has verbally committed to transfer to Tulane, sources told ESPNI would probably agree with Crockett on this one and guess that BYU runs one of the cleaner programs in P4. As opposed to aggy, they actually make an attempt to enforce their honor code. Yeah.....just the mormons made theirs up. Sounds logical.
  9. I'm not arguing that our healthcare situation isnt fucked, it is absolutely fucked, but that's a separate argument. When the go fund me started it was $350K, but when they saw how fast money was coming in they bumped it to $1.5M, lulz. Thats to pay for his kids growing up and going to college. If rubes want to pay it, I dont give a shit, but I wouldnt give them a dime. they can sell property to raise the kids if they dont want to buy life insurance. From what I read, they have a couple of places in California as well.
  10. Gofundme well over $1.5M, lulz. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-james-van-der-beeks-family Yeah, I think I'll pass, lol. You would think that in between buying homes in California and ranches in Texas, he could have picked up some life insurance seeing as how he had a wife and 6 kids. Maybe sell that 36 acre ranch outside of Spicewood and downsize a little.
  11. I have no idea what a flex game is, but Fort Collins is a cool-ass town for a roadie as well.
  12. I read some random bullshit on reddit yesterday that got me looking at Transocean. Decided to buy a chunk of June $7 calls for .27 and they touched .50 this afternoon. If they keep heading up tomorrow, I'll probably sell half and then freeball with the rest until expiry.
  13. Get a load of this fucking douchenozzle... https://www.buzzfeed.com/jealousturtle4348/texas-democratic-congressional-candidate-changes-h I don't get the angle here, other than just figuring he couldn't unseat Sessions on the other side of the aisle. I would almost go listen to a democratic primary debate in this district just to hear this guy get his nuts kicked in every time he opened his mouth. The crazy never takes a break in this country, goddamn.
  14. Its really the only explanation that makes sense. Ace and Gary would be legends in that sport.
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