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Blotto

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  1. No Shit???? whaddya got a computer or something over there? Its not like we predicted he would get it, just making observations when he had 25 after the 1st.
  2. they legit should let wemby go for 100. As long as he's on pace, just keep him in the game and feed it to him. the "marketing" value to Wemby, the Spurs and the NBA would be off the charts. for the Lakers not so much, but fuck the lakers.
  3. Just pulled up the NBA boxscores and noticed that Wemby has 14 pts in the first 4 minutes of the Spurs game. Wonder how many he puts up tonight against a depleted Lakers squad?
  4. PSU is over $500M https://keystonenewsroom.com/2026/02/09/penn-state-announces-over-500-million-debt-for-2025-fiscal-year/
  5. Looks like that guy's first rotation manning the various corps glory holes coulda gone better.
  6. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    This Kingston Flemming cat from Houston is pretty good. Keeping UH ahead of Dybantsa and BYU.
  7. Agreed. Charges were dropped and the vast majority of people who didn't follow matters as closely as the UT community all pretty much think it was no big deal. For whatever reason, he jumped at pretty much the first P4 job that was offered. I checked the date and it was march 13th of '23, so he took that gig without waiting to see how the musical chairs would shake out with college gigs after the tournament was over.
  8. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Mich st Illinois has been a good one. 2 fts for Illinois to send it to OT. Sank them both. tied up at 71, with one second left.
  9. Its a good question as he won at all of his previous stops. There was a TV shot of Beard as ESPN was going to commercial, and he had this kind of blank stare on his face as he took in the atmosphere (we were rolling at the time). I'm sure he's thought about it thousands of times, but this was his first time back in Moody, and I bet he was just like..... All of it....Austin, UT athletics, the moody center, the money.....its all better in Austin, and it was his. Oh well, fuck him....he didnt do himself any favors after the incident, so he can live it up in Mississippi.
  10. Unfortunately, his guts are reserved for Trump's jizz
  11. Report back on those, if you will. I saw em a couple of weeks ago and thought about it, but I was on a mission to whip up a spicy ranch dry rub for wings that weekend.
  12. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm gonna laugh if that fucktard Saylor is the one who drives the dagger through all of the leveraged crypto bros, as most of them probably jackoff to his poster on their ceiling every night. Strategy probably has some margin for error left, but not nearly as much as they used to, with a 25% collapse in the last week alone. If they start selling BTC, it will get ......interesting.
  13. There's always Bryants and Wolskis.....he should be able to forget everything.
  14. and in order to win small victories, we must slap the floor with much vigor, men.
  15. listen to this dumb fuck and his guest try to rationalize the Epstein experience....this guy is a true thought leader. Thats where we are headed. Just gonna rationalize it all away as "girls grease deals"
  16. Agricultural Imbeciles
  17. I was just going to post that we were sure to get fucked with those two on a call. I think Derka might actually lift off into orbit......again
  18. I've always been kind of curious which one of the Clinton's peed on him. So tired of these spineless fucking ass-licking business leaders. Democratic donor runs a billion dollar law firm and when he gets threatened by some clearly illegal bullshit, he spreads his cheeks because..... "what else could we do????" Fight it you fuckstick, are your lawyers any good?
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