Everything posted by Blotto
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
well fuck me, I had no idea they were playing tonight....I missed a bet. Shaka's boys were favored by 2.5, lulz.
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Cheese Enchiladas
mighty fine lookin vittles right there. some threads on Surly should not be viewed on an empty stomach.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
All that's missing is the 64 gallon trash bin filled to the brim with gasoline
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NFL Black Monday, 2026
Its easy to look like a savant when you benefit from the huge talent disparities that Saban' s recruiting machine provided. He has looked above average not great at Texas where he still has more talent than most. He didnt stand out at all when he was OC at the falcons
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NFL Black Monday, 2026
They were in it last year, lulz. also the fucked up 2020 season. ESPNChiefs 32-29 Bills (Jan 26, 2025) Box Score - ESPNBox score for the Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills NFL game from January 26, 2025 on ESPN. Includes all passing, rushing and receiving stats.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I gave that location a lot of business for several years when I lived in Crestview, really because of proximity, but I also knew most of the barstaff and got good service. Then I moved during covid and just stopped going for awhile. When I stopped in years later, they cut me off after two beers implying it would be at least another hour until I could get another or i could talk to a manager. WTF, I took an uber to get there, lulz. I just walked over to Bon Aire and never spent another dime in that place. That entire chain can fuck right off.
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Sam Ehlinger
As a Broncos fan, it would be difficult to come up with a more satisfying script for winning it all, lulz.
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2026 ATH Derrek Cooper
another bama great, imo...
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
That can be posted every couple of days and i wouldnt give a shit. Its fantastic.
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
They were 2.5 pt dogs tonight @ Depaul, but came out with great connectedness and managed to build an 8 pt lead at the half..... That brings Marquette's ATS spread record this season to a robust 4-14-1. At some point, the cappers are going to have to acknowledge how shitty this team is and adjust the lines accordingly, but until that time, I'm betting against Shaka every game.
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Texas Basketball 2025-26: It’s Miller Time
Losing to f'n buckyball at home would be a huge nut punch and derail all momentum. I have to see us play a clutch game that we're expected to win (my book has us as 4.5 pt favorites) before I put too much stock into this "turnaround." Fuck aggy.
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Surly #Stonks
Finally above my cost average. Started buying at 14, then 10, then 6........
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Teen Mom/Porn Star/Former Austin Stripper Farrah Abraham Takes Out CA Mayor
This thread will work... KXAN AustinFormer reality TV star Farrah Abraham ends early Austin m...Farrah Abraham, who appeared on “Teen Mom” and “16 & Pregnant” in 2009, submitted her candidate paperwork Wednesday to run in the Austin Mayoral Race. However, she lear… I had no idea she was scrounging around the local political scene, but I stopped paying much attention to austin politics a while ago. She's at least on par with our former councilwoman and used panty sales executive.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- NCAA Hoops 2025-26
Whoever is in charge of the jet-flame basket thingy was f'n on it.- Vandy @ Texas ESPN2 - 8pm central
Packaging that guy with Galindo should be a war crime.- Vandy @ Texas ESPN2 - 8pm central
damn swain, that was pretty- Vandy @ Texas ESPN2 - 8pm central
The difference in our play between Tenn and Bama was so drastic, I have no idea what the hell will happen. The total seems too high at 167, but fuck betting unders....may just wait for one team to take a 10-12 pt lead, and then jump on kalshi and drop an entertainment wager on the other side. A second straight upset would do wonders for getting the crowd riled up to whip aggy's ass this weekend.- Surly #Stonks
I'm saving up for one of these bad boys.... #TeamAVAV - NCAA Hoops 2025-26
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