Everything posted by Helobious
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Shohei Ohtani
You know he wasnāt even the best hitter this season right?
- Why Texas Stomps A Mudhole In Vanderbilt's Ass
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Lol at everyone acting like I said the game should start with a swing off and be done in 5 minutes. I said after the 12th. How many games go longer than that anyway? 2%? It would be rare and extremely exciting, and save bullpens.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Iām in favor of a swing-off after the 12th. Itās wildly popular with the Bananas and Manfred has brought it up on some podcasts. Soccer has it right with PKs, thereās almost no comparable amount of stress or intensity in sports. This would give us the baseball version of that. Instead we get viewership numbers tanking inning by inning last night and 2 completely fucked pitching staffs the rest of the series.
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2022 - WR Brenen Thompson
So glad we got rid of this loser and replaced him with our super elite receivers. Our secondary shut him down all night too, he didnāt even score 3 touchdowns against us.
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A&M at LSU on ABC
A&M has a significantly better team and coaching staff than LSU this year.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
I like him because heās a homie but his stats and play are honestly extremely unimpressive.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
That score actually helps our chances, took barely any time off the clock
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
They won it all 17 years ago and have played in several SEC title games since. Plus they have a fuckton more money than miss
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
What a worthless addition Moseley turned out to be
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Itās starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Almost
- Ole Miss @ Oklahoma
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Ole Miss @ Oklahoma
This Chambliss dude seems massively overrated
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2025 Texas High School Football
How does that Lopez kid look at RB for you guys? You was a legend in the San Marcos middle school football scene before he was recruited happened to move to Westlake for HS. Was thinking of putting him on my Helo homie watchlist next year.
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Why Does Mississippi State Exist?
Iāve driven through Mississippi a couple of times, besides that I know nothing of it. As for why Miss State exists I imagine that state needed a school for all the rednecks and sharecropper/backwoods people to separate them from the plantation family old money kids at Ole Miss.
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Netflix Recommendations
I was pretty shocked to hear Al Sharpton actually give a great message to the son during his sermon, on why he shouldnāt feel guilty about the murder.
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Me and ctj have no love and no quarrel but ztejas gives men oral *(nttawwt but it made the rhyme)
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
I didnāt start this thread. I guess imma took my reply and pinned it. But if I did want to start a thread I could, I know how. I am undeterred by you usually underestimating my unending utility.
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
ChatGPT? Also lol at just 2 beta males heeding ctjās call to arms for a mass negging of me. I am the peopleās champion.
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Moderators Note: This thread is the Brainchild of none other than @closetojumping and Helobious was the first reply so we ran with it. Helobious would never have such a good idea, he deserves no credit, in fact you should probably neg him in this post just for fun. Top Rep gets a prize, if you are local it will be something with me - if you are not I can send you $$ Alliteration: Steve Sark sucks so surely he should surrender playcalling and salvage some of our season, saving surlyites from suicide.
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Indiana Football (WTF is a "Hoosier?)
I went back and searched on Reddit where I had seen it, and I now see that the post has been deleted for being incorrect.
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2025 Texas High School Football
And Ernie Powers across town at El Paso Franklin is very unimpressed. Currently has the 2nd most rushing yards in the country. El Paso is just the RGV with a couple of P4 athletes sprinkled in every year. Thereās always comical stat totals for some guys.
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2025 Texas High School Football
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San Antonio
Iām sorry I refuted your point with facts, that was wrong of me.