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Helobious

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  1. I’m in favor of a swing-off after the 12th. It’s wildly popular with the Bananas and Manfred has brought it up on some podcasts. Soccer has it right with PKs, there’s almost no comparable amount of stress or intensity in sports. This would give us the baseball version of that. Instead we get viewership numbers tanking inning by inning last night and 2 completely fucked pitching staffs the rest of the series.
  2. So glad we got rid of this loser and replaced him with our super elite receivers. Our secondary shut him down all night too, he didn’t even score 3 touchdowns against us.
  3. Helobious replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    A&M has a significantly better team and coaching staff than LSU this year.
  4. I like him because he’s a homie but his stats and play are honestly extremely unimpressive.
  5. That score actually helps our chances, took barely any time off the clock
  6. They won it all 17 years ago and have played in several SEC title games since. Plus they have a fuckton more money than miss
  7. What a worthless addition Moseley turned out to be
  8. It’s starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea
  9. Mateer sucks
  10. This Chambliss dude seems massively overrated
  11. How does that Lopez kid look at RB for you guys? You was a legend in the San Marcos middle school football scene before he was recruited happened to move to Westlake for HS. Was thinking of putting him on my Helo homie watchlist next year.
  12. I’ve driven through Mississippi a couple of times, besides that I know nothing of it. As for why Miss State exists I imagine that state needed a school for all the rednecks and sharecropper/backwoods people to separate them from the plantation family old money kids at Ole Miss.
  13. I was pretty shocked to hear Al Sharpton actually give a great message to the son during his sermon, on why he shouldn’t feel guilty about the murder.
  14. Me and ctj have no love and no quarrel but ztejas gives men oral *(nttawwt but it made the rhyme)
  15. I didn’t start this thread. I guess imma took my reply and pinned it. But if I did want to start a thread I could, I know how. I am undeterred by you usually underestimating my unending utility.
  16. ChatGPT? Also lol at just 2 beta males heeding ctj’s call to arms for a mass negging of me. I am the people’s champion.
  17. Moderators Note: This thread is the Brainchild of none other than @closetojumping and Helobious was the first reply so we ran with it. Helobious would never have such a good idea, he deserves no credit, in fact you should probably neg him in this post just for fun. Top Rep gets a prize, if you are local it will be something with me - if you are not I can send you $$ Alliteration: Steve Sark sucks so surely he should surrender playcalling and salvage some of our season, saving surlyites from suicide.
  18. I went back and searched on Reddit where I had seen it, and I now see that the post has been deleted for being incorrect.
  19. And Ernie Powers across town at El Paso Franklin is very unimpressed. Currently has the 2nd most rushing yards in the country. El Paso is just the RGV with a couple of P4 athletes sprinkled in every year. There’s always comical stat totals for some guys.
  20. Help Homie Ryan Estrada having a decent year for the 6-1 Aztecs so far
  21. I’m sorry I refuted your point with facts, that was wrong of me.
  22. Lol, you believe everything the spurs propaganda machine feeds you?
  23. Their “commitment” to cover additional costs is backed by nothing more than their word.
  24. This will benefit no one but rich developers and the holt family. We are never making our money back on this thing, and it’s laughable to think there’s enough hotel and rental car revenue to cover at least half a billion dollars cost. It’s funny to hear them talk about the development that will come with it, new restaurants and bars and hotels. They said the Frost bank center would bring the exact same thing, 20 years later and we are still waiting.
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