Everything posted by ShowmeyourTDs
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So I guess their one men’s championship didn’t happen then?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Is man bun not capable?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Yeah, but 9%ers and above need not apply. Aggy our front should’ve told ya!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Mama eyes are daring the stupid clowns to whoop just one more time ...
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I didn’t know that eye cancer was contagious. Alas, I have it now courtesy of Longhornfrenzy.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
The other fetus is safe.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
I’m pretty sure South Austin paid for his mom’s abortion ... in Bolivia.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
With saw ‘em off decals plastered on both.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I wonder what the aggy Title IX office has to say about this?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
A little oxymoronic.
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Texas vs Florida : College World Series.
Texas!!
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Welp, there it is. A decade of aggy dominance is on the way.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Clear lee.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
G-ma Karen rubs his crystal balls in front of a life size cutout of The Brew-Dawg in a funny hat while Baggins watches with his hands tied behind his back. It’s magic not science.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
That seems to be a good trade off.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Bru will be a Longhorn, since we share the same birthday. I haven’t used my birthday wish yet. It’s either “extra attention” from the wife or a McCoy commitment in the near future. I am seriously considering taking one for the team.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I think he means that since the toilet smurf is a fake reporter, recruiting coordinator, realtor, or whatever the hell it is that he fancies himself as this week he doesn’t always have time to eat cheese. When he does he prefers Velveeta due to its longevity as a major cheese supplier. However, the smurf doesn’t realize that it is not real cheese.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
That’s it, I’m going to the Texas/blowu game this year. We are gonna beat those cock munchers in dominant fashion.
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Texas vs Florida : College World Series.
Dear Florida, you are gonna lose. Sincerly, Texas Longhorns
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
- Texas recruiting notes 2019
- Texas vs. Arkansas - College World Series
Get that idiot off the goalpost- Texas recruiting notes 2019
He fosters them and then gets them to commit to aggy.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Fluffing his ex-wife’s lovers cocks orally is the cause of the boomhauer speech impediment.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
I guess that Leah chick didn’t put enough “work” in. - Texas recruiting notes 2019
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