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Eggo

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Everything posted by Eggo

  1. Did not zoom in. Now I understand.
  2. Sure let's go ahead and screenshot the post you're making fun of for getting no attention. That'll show him.
  3. If you want to be a real douche, you could argue that if they win another, Ol Rub n Tug Kraft is the actual star.
  4. What's done is done, but you can't tell me you'd gladly choose prison if there was even a glimmer of hope to avoid it.
  5. I've been led to believe we are this desperate.
  6. So are you mad or glad? I read that bullshit twice and I'm still not clear.
  7. Yeah but somehow B1G programs always seem to have decent lines so maybe it's actually a good thing.
  8. Sounds like you also have a square jawline and fill out a suit nicely. Wait, wrong thread...
  9. Yeah umm well that's true for literally everyone. I really don't know what you expect. Are you supposed to get palm leaves waved at you as you ride your donkey into the job market following graduation? The fuck.
  10. I don't really see what your point is here. There are half a million living UT alumni. Not all of them are going to become billionaires. It's the same thing at every school including the Ivys, Vanderbilt, Rice, Stanford, etc. The university you attend provides opportunity by opening the door. You still have to walk your ass through it.
  11. By default, when you receive 1M or above, the check is cardboard and 6 feet by 3 feet and comes with balloons.
  12. Guess you're gonna have to read through 15 pages of cuntery to find out
  13. It's been described as both, thank you.
  14. Every time I need a break from punching myself in the dick studying for the CFA, I check this thread. It honestly doesn't help.
  15. You too, man! Appreciate it!
  16. Ah yes we all love the random Thursday off work before heading back into the office on a Friday to get fuck all done. Love Marty King but his bday is gonna have to be Monday forever.
  17. Yeah but if you get a kid who really feels (or his agent feels) like he should be a tackle, you run the risk of him portaling somewhere he's given and told what he wants
  18. At least 3x the size of my left forearm, but half as big as my right.
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