Everything posted by Eggo
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Name something more important on a packing list than underwear. One can never pack enough.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Losing Red really fucked us.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Jesus, dude.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I still think Flood is gone after the portal closes. It was too late to make a move and have any hope for a transfer, but he's obviously the main weak link on the offense.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I didn't attend Texas (small Midwest liberal arts undergrad) but I was on staff for over 11 years. On my first day of work in 2011, the Flawn Academic Center (former UGL) was covered in window paint saying "GIG EM" and "THIS IS SEC COUNTRY." Apparently those fuck nuggets were so pumped about being invited to the SEC that they were willing to drive 3 hours to desecrate some random academic building to express themselves. This billboard shows how hard they try to convince themselves that they're meaningful at all.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
There's a big difference between right and left everywhere in life, my dude.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Name sorta checks out
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I couldn't help but wonder... Is Parker already moved out, or does Arch have to sit there doing homework while his roommate has a queue of dudes running a train on him?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I hope he chokes on a thousand dicks.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Remember Jordan Addison?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I always get the impression that SEC yokels are the people afraid of big cities and always sit facing the door of restaurants
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I have no idea what you are saying or even what you think you meant to say, but no I am not interested.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Times square is full of tourists wearing passport lanyards and Nike Air Monarchs. People who live there avoid it and those who think billboards there matter are people who live in places like Lubbock.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Damn you're right we should try to be more like LSU
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Because the world is complicated and people need a black and white, good vs evil story to escape the horror that is modern life.
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Parker Livingstone
Not to toot my own horn, but I believe I was personally responsible for the rumor that Matthew Merrick had the best looking deep ball on that Texas roster.
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Last name does not check out
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Oh god oh fuck this is going to be so sweet to watch
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Is that good?
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
If I'm Moore I'd get a staffer pregnant, doordash a plan B, threaten to kill myself, and chill in a church parking lot to avoid playing Texas, too.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
He's not good, but commenting on his HS career isn't really fair given the way California shut down sports during COVID.
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Earl Campbell being Earl Campbell
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
He was just looking for a safe place to give birth.