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Eggo

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  1. Our rural Midwestern dialup was so slow in the early 90s that my older brother had to clue me in that he was downloading porn photos because by the time it fully rendered, I would have inevitably walked in anyway. Not sure he appreciated when my 4-year old self chimed in at the dinner table "hurry up and eat. I want to go see 'naked lady in bed' again."
  2. I think the dumb dumb is insinuating that Texas can't afford to feed a crowd with CM quality meat, but if I can spend $1000 on akaushi ribeyes for NYE then the most valuable brand in college sports can afford some Berkshire pork butts for the OL. Fucking analogy soup, hell yes.
  3. Would you say they're shopping for BBQ supplies at Sam's Club or Costco?
  4. Fuck you for using Central Market in a derogatory manner.
  5. He's the reverse Cam Ward.
  6. We just need about 10 Connor Williamses to walk through the door.
  7. Oh my god stop my penis can only get so erect
  8. Coordinates got messed up. Firework show went off in Manhattan, KS instead
  9. I don't know who the fuck you are or who you think you are but you come off as a complete prick who manufactures dumb scenarios and gets mad when no one plays the game. You want to war game budgets and outcomes? Go play daily fantasy and quit being an asshole here.
  10. It might not mean much to you, but kids don't just start following multiple players from the same team if they're not DMing about recruitment. And that's just what the public can see.
  11. Stupid question. Show me the 3 players who are collectively asking for 3M to come to Texas vs Seaton who has a demonstrable connection with the program and an astronomical ceiling. Don't do this aggy "I'd rather have depth and culture fit than high dollar mercenaries" bullshit. If players are good enough, they're going to be mercenaries.
  12. Lighten up, Hegseth. This is the transfer thread.
  13. If she can kick a 60 yarder through the middle of the uprights, I will personally cover her NIL
  14. The IMG football team was getting on a bus right next to my Uber at Newark back in October. My wife asked which pro team it was.
  15. That or he's joining a gang
  16. Anyone else miss the days when the most dramatic transfer drama was whether or not Desmond Harrison could qualify? Just kidding I am depressed
  17. When Indiana boat races Miami, it will be because Miami spent all their time game planning for aggy.
  18. "They have friends in the media" despite aggy having hosted College Gameday almost twice as many times as Texas. I do not feel sorry for them that every time they get a chance to break out, they make an embarrassment of themselves.
  19. Last I checked, there's no Las Brisas in College Station.
  20. I gotta say, the self awareness in the beginning of the post makes me think Billy is pretty rattled.
  21. He never made it as a wise man
  22. Probably a while considering he only ever types eight, equals, equals, equals, equals, capital d
  23. Read the motherfucking thread /sydney
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