Everything posted by Eggo
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Our rural Midwestern dialup was so slow in the early 90s that my older brother had to clue me in that he was downloading porn photos because by the time it fully rendered, I would have inevitably walked in anyway. Not sure he appreciated when my 4-year old self chimed in at the dinner table "hurry up and eat. I want to go see 'naked lady in bed' again."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I think the dumb dumb is insinuating that Texas can't afford to feed a crowd with CM quality meat, but if I can spend $1000 on akaushi ribeyes for NYE then the most valuable brand in college sports can afford some Berkshire pork butts for the OL. Fucking analogy soup, hell yes.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Who the fuck is Molly Sirus?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Would you say they're shopping for BBQ supplies at Sam's Club or Costco?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Fuck you for using Central Market in a derogatory manner.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
He's the reverse Cam Ward.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
We just need about 10 Connor Williamses to walk through the door.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Oh my god stop my penis can only get so erect
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Coordinates got messed up. Firework show went off in Manhattan, KS instead
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I don't know who the fuck you are or who you think you are but you come off as a complete prick who manufactures dumb scenarios and gets mad when no one plays the game. You want to war game budgets and outcomes? Go play daily fantasy and quit being an asshole here.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
It might not mean much to you, but kids don't just start following multiple players from the same team if they're not DMing about recruitment. And that's just what the public can see.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Stupid question. Show me the 3 players who are collectively asking for 3M to come to Texas vs Seaton who has a demonstrable connection with the program and an astronomical ceiling. Don't do this aggy "I'd rather have depth and culture fit than high dollar mercenaries" bullshit. If players are good enough, they're going to be mercenaries.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Lighten up, Hegseth. This is the transfer thread.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
If she can kick a 60 yarder through the middle of the uprights, I will personally cover her NIL
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
The IMG football team was getting on a bus right next to my Uber at Newark back in October. My wife asked which pro team it was.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
That or he's joining a gang
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Anyone else miss the days when the most dramatic transfer drama was whether or not Desmond Harrison could qualify? Just kidding I am depressed- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
When Indiana boat races Miami, it will be because Miami spent all their time game planning for aggy.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"They have friends in the media" despite aggy having hosted College Gameday almost twice as many times as Texas. I do not feel sorry for them that every time they get a chance to break out, they make an embarrassment of themselves.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Last I checked, there's no Las Brisas in College Station.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I gotta say, the self awareness in the beginning of the post makes me think Billy is pretty rattled.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
He never made it as a wise man- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Probably a while considering he only ever types eight, equals, equals, equals, equals, capital d- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Read the motherfucking thread /sydney - Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
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