Everything posted by Bill Lumbergh
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OU sucks game week.
There was a players only meeting that got so heated the coach had to step in and intervene? Ok.
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TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2021
These lines make A haiku like ou Does not suck
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TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2021
Boomer sooner plays Don't they know another song Fuck you eat a dick
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
When Lincoln Riley's items don't scan correctly at check out, he always tells the cashier "I guess that means it's free!" and laughs.
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Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy
It's almost like Patterson has a history of trying to stir up controversy to distract from his team losing. Crazy.
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OU sucks game week.
I don't even have to press play to know what this is. What an game changing moment that was. I was living in Seattle, so the game started at 9am PT and we'd been drinking at the exes watching since before 8am. No one was sure how good we really were, but ou had looked unstoppable that year with Bradford. Starting the second quarter the mood was starting to feel a bit dejected, right up until this play. That bar exploded and I can't imagine the momentum swing felt in the stadium or from the team. No doubt in my mind that absent one night in Lubbock, that 08 team was the best we've had since Vince, and that return from Shipley might have kicked off the confidence to play like it. What a fucking great game that was
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
After Patterson lost his shit over smu, I was curious to see his post game comments on Texas. One frogs YouTube channel has been posting his post game interview each week...except this week. This week it's only players, no Patterson. Could be nothing, but after he embarrassed himself following smu, and knowing he likely wasn't happy following our game, I found not posting the video...interesting.
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Patterson's defense is notoriously confusing for QBs facing it for the first time. Colt was pretty damn good when he played TCU and had one of his worst outings in that game. If it becomes a trend with Casey against other defenses I'll worry more, but I'm not entirely surprised if he was hesitant and not trusting his eyes. He's still in his first few starts despite his years here, and Patterson lives off confusing QBs so they don't trust their eyes. Yes, it was smart of Sark to see that was happening and trust Bijan instead of forcing the issue.
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A Lot to Unwrap Here
I'm sure it is difficult to try to keep that level of sexual assault under wraps.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley posts on Twitter as Rap Game Larry.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
"Meyer's move to the NFL was particularly surprising given he was previously expected to accept the head coaching role at The University of Texas. For weeks, fans on a Texas site tracked planes, analyzed hotel room curtains, interpreted squid emojis, and brought 'big dick energy' to believing Meyer would accept their job, but for all their efforts were only rewarded with a picture of Jesus caveman eating a McRib. Texas, meanwhile is 4-1 and trending up under new coach Steve Sarkisian, who as of the time at this reporting is not known to have engaged in any 'hands outside pants butt play' or other embarrassing behavior since taking the job."
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley posted a "marked safe in the great Facebook outage of 21" meme on Facebook.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley, angered by how his brisket tweet was mocked, now cooks all his briskets in an air fryer. The trick, he says, is to thoroughly douse it in liquid smoke to give it that "real smoked flavor."
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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
He got the remake your staff year immediately following a you fucked up remaking your staff year. Otherwise known as the Charlie Strong plan. The odds of it ever working were tremendously low, but it's definitely not working. No way he gets another year unless the school just can't afford to drop him and hire someone new. I've always heard that LSU hurts for cash, but they always seem to find it for football when it's needed.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
I can't tell you the collective shock that this is the reaction from our resident OSU fans. Who could've seen this coming. You're right, though, it's no big deal. It's such a small deal that the story has struggled to gain any interest or traction and is probably juuuust about to blow over. Of course the players aren't mad. The players probably want to high five him. They're professional athletes. The guys who pay his salary and worry about things like pr, probably less high-fivey. It also might come back to haunt him the next time he has a player involved in a scandal. Kind of hard to preach about good decisions at the moment. I'm sure it will be fine, though. He basically has no history of players or assistants getting in legal or ethical trouble, so why would it start now?
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 5)
That's a bit chicken and egg, no? We likely had a 200 yard rusher bc Casey wasn't reading their defense well. That would mean the nearly 3 picks is directly responsible for the rushing total, rather than being a stat you'd be surprised to find paired with the total. I'm sure Sark is extremely happy with Bijan's output, but no way in hell did he want to wear him down that much the week before OU. He did what he had to do to win given how Casey was performing against good schemes by Patterson.
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Good win by Sark today.
This call and the 2 pt conversion call were both head scratchers. For a brilliant offensive mind, I was pretty excited to see what sark would have dialed up for a 4th and goal from 1 or a 2 pt conversion. I was only surprised by how vanilla and predictable both calls were.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Bama fan: Never has a fan base talked so much shite with not a damn thing to show for it than Aggy. self-aware aggy: What are you talking about? We have a number of assorted cups.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That doesn't narrow the pool too much.
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OU sucks game week.
Haven't watched any ou games this year save for a few minutes of Nebraska. Much like tcu, they haven't seemed particularly impressive this year, but I expect them to play out of their minds against us. They should, and we should, too. Ultimately I think it comes down to our ability to scheme receivers open (and have them catch the ball, of course) and our ability to get any pressure on rattler without selling out. Particularly after our performance against tcu, Grinch will sell the fuck out to stop the run. Everyone knows this. Question is if we can make them pay for that or not. On defense, I know ou's oline has struggled, but our dline is unlikely to get pressure if we're not blitzing. Rattler is a huge step down for them, but they will carve us up if we let him sit back there for a while like we did against tcu. Their athletes are just too good. Can we find a balance between no pressure and selling out to get consistent pressure? If we can get pressure without leaving huge gaps in pass coverage and make them pay for stacking the box, I think we can win. If not...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It is really, really hard to imagine a coach aggy could convince themselves to pay more money to produce worse results than Jimbo. But low and behold you found the answer.
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2021 CFB Polls/Rankings
I think to you're giving voters too much credit for actually paying attention. The fact that Clemson continues to get votes at this point in the season pretty much assures they just mail it in other than what happens with the top few teams. Beat a top 10 OU and we'll be at least around 10-12. Not that it matters. Winning these games matters, not the rankings. Rankings won't help us win the big 12, which is the goal.
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klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN
I love this idea. But let's be honest...they're all made up.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The old army money at aggy doesn't want a young gun. They want Saban. They can't have him, so they hired a guy who vaguely reminds them of Saban. He runs an offense that reminds them of a time when they were more successful, not one of these sissy bdf knockoff offenses (Leach would never win a game in the sec, after all). Old money ags hired exactly the guy they wanted because projects the tough image and old school mentality they want for a&m. In hindsight, they were more right than they even realized. He projects an image of toughness and dominance with literally no substance to back it up. The perfect figurehead for aggy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
OSU is having a good season and has a bye before our big recruiting game. Should be an awesome atmosphere, especially if we can actually take care of ou. Either way, hope we have a great game plan and atmosphere for that one. With how some of our recruiting competition has been performing, it's an opportunity to make a big statement.