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After irth

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  1. NYC hospital staffing procedures and, oh...let’s say, rural Texas hospital staffing procedures are just a bit different.
  2. Have not physically been to HEB to see if it is, indeed, open. The app is not open, though. Probably glutted with delivery orders of TP.
  3. While everyone was seeing Eagles in Houston, the wife and I were hanging out with Overkill down the street. Good times. Evidently not gonna be seeing shit for a while. Just saw that Hell’s Heroes III was cancelled. Excellent lineup even without the mighty Candlemass, but I was sooooo looking forward to that entire show. Stupid fuckin’ virus...
  4. The between-set house music at ProgPower USA exists to do that every year for the past 20 years.
  5. I had a chick who wanted to do this role-play a few times. Each time, it would end up with, ā€œNever mind. Forget I said it. Let’s just fuck.ā€ I never inquired further. Maybe I wasn’t doing it right. Also had a very good friend and fuck buddy who had serious daddy issues. Many stories could be told. Used to refer to me as ā€œyummy daddy dickā€. I kinda miss her.....
  6. Hospital preparation. That’s a joke. Hospitals don’t just flip a switch and magically conjure extra people, supplies, resources, and knowledge.
  7. Wow...a positive review? The preview just made it look like a travesty for this particular Parker fan. You just encouraged me to give it a shot.
  8. Same here. We weren’t planning a trip, but...we just might now!
  9. Never heard of a wakeboard boat? If not, fine, it's an inboard boat with a tower to pull wakeboarders. A tower? Sounds fancy!
  10. What the hell is a ā€œwake boat?ā€
  11. 49 here and don’t give a fuck about this. I’ve survived worse. We all gotta go sometime. I will be mightily pissed if this is what kills me, though. Or will I...?
  12. So...in this story...which one of you is doing the stupid shit?
  13. I was one of the first ones to get a ā€˜97 F-150 (purchased December of ā€˜95). Drove it 9 years. 389,000 miles. Replaced the transmission once. All else was routine. Loved that damn thing. Did first oil change in Feb ā€˜96. The look on the auto-parts guy’s face when I asked for an oil filter for a ā€˜97. We all had to go outside, crawl under, and find out for ourselves. Good times.....
  14. Ex-wife: ā€œDrink beer from my pussy!ā€
  15. Or stuff it with pork and throw it in the smoker.
  16. Your memories are awesome, but we have experienced SA in different times. Almost like you’re speaking a foreign language. Cheers to our mutual love for this town, though.
  17. I used to do that with my ex-wife as well. Just because she’s got something up her ass doesn’t mean I’m losing sleep. Her fucking problem. She can sleep where she wants. Usually she was all mopey and apologetic the next morning, realizing that all the angst and drama wasn’t worth it.
  18. Love me some MM. Their brand of old-school Tex-Mex never disappoints, although I did enjoy me some Jacala yesterday. It had been a while.
  19. Had a lovely dinner date at Cody’s tonight. Every single member of their staff was sweet as hell. Cute, too No joke. No punchline. Just a nice place for a quiet dinner.
  20. After irth replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Movies and TV
    Peri Gilpin. Mmmmmmm.....
  21. It is, but the HEB ain’t open.
  22. Drove to Seguin today to visit the parents. As expected, HEB was not open. Cardboard burning bastards. I’m guessing there will be a lot of smoked products on special soon... http://seguingazette.com/alert/article_f633c87c-4dbb-11ea-88d0-bb9ee6b23d59.html
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