Everything posted by After irth
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
We have got’dam rules...!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Did my invite to this party get lost or somethin’?
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Webb Co. Sheriff says stay our of Nuevo Laredo (ongoing cartel warfare today)
Username definitely checks out.
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Gotdamn F'n Rumplemintz
Did ya peek out your front curtains just to verify that your truck is in the driveway, preferably without some homeless guy stuck in your windshield...? Those are fun mornings.....
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Happy New Year Assholes!
Gonna start this story by mentioning that our entire holiday season. was screwed up this year. Thanksgiving was cancelled. Christmas was barely cobbled together. What we gonna do for the New Year? Spent most of New Year’s Day in the ER. When you get the phone call to come to the hospital, Trauma Bay 3, you drop everything and haul ass. Turns out my wife (no pics) collapsed at work. Only reason she was in a “trauma” bay was because it was a courtesy (spacious, in a quiet corner, etc). For the record, she was already there, because she’s the Chief Hospitalist and was on-shift. And when the boss collapses unexpectedly in the hallway, the place goes on full tilt. Got the VIP treatment when I came storming in, although it was a holiday with a reduced staff, so shit still moved slow. Despite my wife’s protestations, I told the ER doc “As long as we’re here snd already running a tab, do it all, snd let’s make sure we’re not dealing with something more sinister than just a really aggressive virus.” So...it made for a long fuckin’ day. And I’m 99% sure that it was an isolated event. But I brought her home, fed her some homemade soup while she finished patient charts on her laptop, filled her Rx, gave her drugs, put her in bed, then poured a Bourbon (more than one) while I had a quiet nervous breakdown in the other room. And I’ll be damned if she didn’t wake me up at 5am so I could drive her back to work. So...it’s January 2, and I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee, wondering what kinda bullshit might happen today... Happy New Year to all you Surly Bastards.
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Instant Pot Recipes
If ya can’t stand the heat...something, something, something.
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Where else but NOLA can you pass out sitting up at a bar with your dick in your hands? You’d be rude not to!
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Fuck yeah, it is!
- Happy New Year Assholes!
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Marriott Rewards Members
All the higher end Marriotts in NOLA are great, although the JW will “fee” you less than the Ritz. Recently had a great stay at a JW resort in Scottsdale. The St. Regis in Houston is a great property, as mentioned already.
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Cocktail Recipes, Techniques, etc.
You’re a diabolical genius! Digging out a thermos now...
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Instant Pot Recipes
Gotta give some love to this recipe. I have been doing this since you posted for the same tasty-but-sensible-meal-option reasons you posted, and it is amazing. Don’t have an InstaPot, thought. Just doing it old-school on the stove. Still freakin’ rocks, man. Well done!
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Agreed. I felt that way even when it was a shitty Albertsons back in the day. And never once got stabbed.
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Share your Christmas traditions
Once you go Balthasar, you never go back.
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Share your Christmas traditions
That’s a very cool tradition that says a lot about you and your family. Not everything has to be “perfect”. Just perfect for the occasion at that time in that place. And everyone is happy about it. Well done. And Merry Christmas!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
...and you have no idea how those started showing up? Amirite...?
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In the age of cell phones, Privacy is a myth.
Finally...someone gets it!
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In the age of cell phones, Privacy is a myth.
I do get weary.
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Dammit!
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
What are you feeding your dog? It sound delicious!
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Wife (no pics) is making a Pumpkin Creme Brulee with a Cranberry Compote, and also cranking out batches of Pumpkin Cranberry Muffins. And they are all exceptional. Doesn’t mean I won’t be scoring Pumpkin Pie wherever I can find it for the next month.
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Bourbon
Same here. I always enjoyed the drink, never paid attention to the horse. Didn’t realize we had to play a stupid game. Had a bartender at the Gunter in SA explain to me why he had corks sitting on his bar.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You selfish, insensitive bastard! What with all the thirsty Ethiopians or somethingsomethingsomething.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. But drum majors can be fun too...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hoping he goes away, huh? Not bloody likely. And ...have I missed the prostitutes that are worthy of being worshipped? Are we keeping them in a particular spot or something...?