Everything posted by After irth
-
Beer 2019, imo.
Anybody enjoying any good Marzens now that the stores have told us that it's Fall? Did a blind taste-test between the Karbach, Real Ale, Shiner, and then threw Spaten in the mix to represent the old guard. Karbach was the hands-down winner do to the flavor and impressive balance. Shiner came in last, which was really surprising. Spaten came in third simply because it wasn't as balanced as the Real Ale, but I will always keep Spaten on-hand for those cold-weather patio days. Don't even get me started on the continued abomination of Sam Adams.....
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Her knees are almost shot.
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Callin' it the way I see it. Some of the seats on that plane don't have armrest issues. Just sayin'...
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Not everyone work 5-on, 2-off, my friend. Or even 4-on, 3-off. Some people work 7-on, 7-off.
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Lotsa coach-flyin’ mofos trying to figure out which seat is best. Cheap bastards.....
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My wife (no pics) generally works Tuesday thru Monday, and she absolutely hates Fridays, just because of that shit from all the M-F admin turds. She usually gets her revenge on Mondays, though. She says it really pisses people off. Plus the joy of sending lots of demanding emails over the weekend.
- That's hot.
-
Could You Move to a Small Town
Pretty much how I ended up in Lufkin.
-
Airport bars
Crying with your pants full of shit?
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That is some very specific commentary right there. Well done!
-
The "I'm Cooking for a lot of People" Thread
That's hilarious!
-
The "I'm Cooking for a lot of People" Thread
Wife will be cooking 5 cups of Risotto for 10 people on Saturday, despite my protestations that pasta would be easier for that amount of people. Made a shitload of homemade stock today for my part. Otherwise up to her to execute it well. I’ll be picking up a hefty dinner tab if it all goes tits up, I guess. No pics. Unless she pulls it off. Then I will post her big magnificent ass somewhere...ha!
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Bloody nuisance. That was my damn testicles clanging together.
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Got my hand tat two years ago. It’s my only one. Was my retirement gift to myself. Still proud of it. Didn’t realize I was edgy. Just don’t particularly give a fuck what people think. Personal choice and all that...
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Maybe if your wife purchased a different assortment of strap-ons...?
-
Movie Scenes that Make You Hungry (for food)
Tortilla Soup cooking scenes with Hector Elizondo.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
...speaking of gay ass music...
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
But...did you die?
-
Surly's Texas Small Town/Road Trip Gems
Racist white fucks searching for good Mexican food. Bring a camera crew. Could be some good entertainment. Better yet...stay the fuck out of East Texas and keep your opinions there.
-
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah! Take that Dallas! You suck! Man, I sure told Dallas. I bet that city is feeling pretty bad about itself right now. They’re gonna call and offer me a high-paying job of Metropolitan Quality Consultant for 400k any fucking day now. Gonna get some respect from some bitches finally.....
-
Your unpopular food opinions
That's racist. Not all Lebanese restaurants are in tunnels, ya know. But...the best ones...sure.
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Beware, it's probably that new strain of cancerized ebola AIDS. Those JWs are toxic death traps. Shoulda sprung for a better hotel.
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
If it's so inconvenient for her, tell her she can wash the dishes herself for the next week or two while you put it on your to-do list. Bet she'll get motivated to let that plumber "come" then...
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Needs a copy editor.
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I hate when my otherwise reasonable wife makes this thread... I have reported on this topic before for the exact same situation. Her: “i think it’s time for a new pillow.” Me: “There’s one in your closet.” Her: “Where?” Me: “Look up.” Her: “How long has that been there?” Me: “Does it matter? You say you need a new pillow, it is there. Knock yourself out. Her: “Well, I don’t always look up.” <a few weeks go by> Her: “I think it’s time for a new pillow.” I look up. Still there.