Everything posted by After irth
-
Diamonds Out Your Anus
Every one will be having sales right now. ‘Tis the season. My last purchase was at a new Jared. A grand opening combined with pre-Black Friday. Wasn’t planning on walking out with jewelry, but it happened. I also feel like my dollars went pretty far.
-
Mid 40s Bachelor party Austin
I did my bachelor party in Austin at the age of 43. Pretty simple and old school. Drinks at Midnight Cowboy, grub at Casino el Camino, some pinball and bar-hopping until the lightweights started showing structural failure. By the time we hit Expose, we WERE the party. Made it rain and helped a couple of lovely deaf girls pay their tuition. Did I mention it was a Tuesday?
-
Olive oil
Seems like a lot of words to say: “I’m a mediocre cook.”
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Damn. Condolences. Your family sounds needy.
-
Olive oil
Did a taste test of the readily available brands years ago, and was amazed at the differences. Purely novice and subjective opinion here, but Filippo Berio is the only Olive Oil used in my kitchen.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I don't wear pants either. I also don't jog.
-
Post a pic that makes you lol
She got big titties and she's already wet. Game on.
-
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The chick in brown. I kinda wanna know what she's thinking. Is that weird? Should I not be doing that?
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Your marriage sounds like it's regressing nicely...
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Hookem and Mach bringing strong stuff to this thread. Pos rep all around. And...condolences.
-
Bourbon
Old Forester Rye has become my new standard.
-
New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Spot on posts. You are doing it right!
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Not gonna namedrop, huh?
-
Bourbon
How is that Metallica swill anyway?
-
Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Username most definitely checks out.
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Now THAT is refined. Cheers!
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Vodka and Gin in pewter cups is “East Texas”? What kinda Bizarro East Texas do you live in? Around here, I assume it’s Fireball in Solo cups while warming yourself around the fire, where last night’s date is slowly turning ans becoming tonight’s dinner. Or so I’ve heard.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Why do they have be straight? Homophobe.
-
Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Last year's Thanksgiving with the in-laws was a train wreck. It involved cold food being brought in and a dead puppy. Good fucking times. Taking refuge in the Jacksonville Best Western was the highlight of my day. Never again. This year. New house, badass new kitchens (both in and out), our menu, our schedule. I made it known to all relevant family and friends as to where I would be this year. And very specific about where I will NOT be. When our guest rooms fill up, I will gladly put people up in the myriad of decent hotels down the street. Any and all are welcome to come. Or don't. Don't really care either way. I'm cooking the same amount of food whether 2 or 20 show up. The astute people in my circle are already locking in their RSVPs now.....
-
Dominique's Sweater Tonight
Chick in the middle looks exactly like a good friend I used to fuck. Chick had serious Daddy issues that worked just perfectly in my favor. Good times...!
-
Kansas City BBQ
Does anyone have any tips on cooking horse? Seems beaten to death pretty well here.
-
Kansas City BBQ
Thanks for setting me straight, you Surly Bastard.
-
Bourbon
Is Blanton’s Gold so much bette? I had some in London last year and found it to be fine, but not appreciably different from what we buy in the States. Purely my opinion, of course, but I don’t get the mythical status.
-
Kansas City BBQ
Good point. The bitterness in this thread is amusing, though.
-
Kansas City BBQ
Buncha snobs here. You don’t go to KC for the brisket for fucksake. Like going to New York City and bitching about the salsa. WTF you doing eating salsa in NYC in the first place?