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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. So Bad Bunny vs. J.D. Vance for all the marbles in 2028?
  2. Wrong forum
  3. Charley Crockett has huge cajones and lights the GOP on fire.
  4. Clinton should start dropping hints that he may have just remembered a few things that Epstein said that seemed innocuous enough at the time but that, in light of what he knows now, he thinks the country, especially President Trump, would be interested to hear.
  5. Something completely anecdotal: when my best friend's sister got married in Boston about 30 years ago, I went up for the wedding. We actually got there a few days early. We drove to the groom's house. It turned out he was the 10th of 10 children of a very loud, boisterous, Irish Catholic family. They were having a party when I got there and within five minutes the groom, Sean, introduces me to "Tony, my dago friend." Immediately Tony turns to Sean and says "shut the fuck up you fucking Mick." As time goes on, I get introduced to Sean's other friends ---- a Jewish guy, a Greek guy, a couple of African Americans etc ... each one of them is introduced with a race/ethnicity descriptor that would not be considered appropriate among any of my friends here in Texas. But they just gave each ethnic-inappropriate shit the whole time, all of them, to each other, a lot. I heard every derogatory term from "dumb Polack" to "greaser" to ... you get the picture. Living the life of a sheltered Austin liberal, I was really quite stunned. We don't talk like that down here. But they all seemed completely at ease with it and each gave as much as he received. I was there for five days and it was constant. I couldn't bring myself to join in but I was amused to hear them go on and on.
  6. It's a little-known fact among the women of the world that Surly is seething with vital male hormonal secretions. Too little-known, I'd say.
  7. Well, okay, but dude ... did you even SEE those tatas?
  8. I think it means somebody else has access to the President's Truth account.
  9. I haven't been keeping up as much as I should have been, I guess. What's this about small penises? Are we talking about Trump's tiny mushroom?
  10. You should marry that woman.
  11. Do you see the fruit of Trump's Christianity?
  12. Schumer should have said "Give us the money and we'll let you keep your name on Trump tower."
  13. We've not quite failed yet! There's nothing that does my heart better than watching a girl in a T-shirt that says "Kill your local pedophile" and another in a shirt that says "Choose Kindness" beat up a MAGAT in a pickup truck in Kyle, Texas. One of the comments: Imagine getting beat up by a kid in a Minecraft backpack." You may have to have a THREADS account to watch this, but it's satisfying. https://www.threads.com/@billyjensen/post/DUR0uD3Ea-q?xmt=AQF0jx2y1raQtSjbuQ7VIx0HbG8OKzVen9m8ECIZ_vU4YQ
  14. I see white people.
  15. Do we know who this guy is, other than what he claims he is?
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