Everything posted by Tex Long
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2025 OL Nick Brooks
We may have found South Austin's step-dad.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It's still a bit puzzling that an obviously still-limited Ewers was seen by Sark as the better choice over Manning. At least, we suppose that's the case, although there is an under-current of some sort of "loyalty" to the starter, and/or a long-term message for future recruits. It seemed like the rest of the team tended to pick up steam when Arch entered the game, which I wouldn't think would have happened if their practice snaps had been less than inspirational. The fact is, of course, Sark stuck with the starter. Some question whether that was best for the team. Ask Saban, right?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Just looking at this thing sets off my claustrophobia alarm. Might take a little bigger hit of Valium whenever I have to hit the MRI shop next.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Glop has long been the preferred label for a variety of meal staples. Now, thanks to this thread, we're going to have to rename it Pre-Glop.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Wait until the Russkies offer to split Poland with them before you set that in stone. No CR, real History....
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
You should switch to a Beretta and a minimal shoulder holster.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
This story may have an over built into it, judging from the amount of stupidity shown in just the first few sentences.
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The new proposed roster cap “105”?
Careful... this may not be the right comparison... Just sayin'
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I, for one, am pleased at this. I couldn't give a fuck about Syracuse, so young Mr. Cook being there means I can watch their games and gain some understanding of What Could Have Been if he hadn't shit in his own britches in Austin and Seattle. Good luck to him, better luck to us.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread (football edition)
I was under the impression that the term 'Hail Mary' came into existence when Doug Flutie hit the winning TD pass for the Biston College Fightin' Jesuits against Miami back in the early '80s. No?
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The new proposed roster cap “105”?
Who's pushing this cap? What is its actual intended purpose? The more we see shit like this, the more obvious it becomes that the real endgame here is to have the Big Minor League, NFL Feeder League, thirty or sixty-some schools step out on their own. I mean, fuck it, let's have an expense cap for every phase - coaches, players, facilities, bands, cheerleaders, pom squads. And what about the actual "student" part? Shouldn't we have limits as well? We say we do, but we need testing and enforcement to verify the rates and depths of academic achievement. We know where to go with this matter. Bring on the Prime League. Let the Good Times roll.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
PM Jimbo
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My experience, it means 1:45.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
You are aware that 'Idiocracy' was Pre-Documentary, not Drama... Yes?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
April babies conceived in July. Maybe some hate fuck in there somewhere? Come November, oops, pregnant... reconciliation starts.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
You're selling Mind's-Eye Bleach, aren't you?
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Movie-maker talk in the an Archman thread not going away. Maybe move it to a the Belichick thread, and show some love for John Waters?
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2023 WR Johntay Cook
Remains o be seen, but if he's still on the team come fall, it's prolly a Talking Head toss-up between "Who?" and "Is that the guy who...?"
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
None of the above. I want to be 2025-26 Texas and I want to score touchdowns in the Red Zone at a better rate.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Seems like it could be in Jimbo's futurre... minus the mermaid, of course.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
The ranking going from 6th to 111th doesn't seem noisy.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
I think you mean the Guaranteed Touchdown play.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
In the midst of all the NFL draft hoopla, some talking head mentioned that Sark has a history of problems with scoring in the Red Zone. Having not followed his pre-Texas career much, I don't know if that's accurate, but the last couple of seasons ended with Red Zone failures. So... offseason fully engaged, how does he fix things?
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Worth? Not to most of us. Cost? Whatever some idiot's willing to pay. Your mileage may vary.