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Tex Long

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  1. Funniest part: When looking at some game tape - I think it was either 4th and 13 or the Meatchicken throw, Gruden said "Now that, that was spider 2, y banana."
  2. Great show. Learned UNT guy told him he'd be coming with an offer when he got to HS. He was in 7th grade. Also learned he went early grad from HS because he had a $1.25Meg offer and Texas law didn't allow HS athletes to get paid.
  3. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Only the blindfold. The rest depends on luck.
  4. Main point being fartification being extremely low in occurrence.
  5. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    "Good" doesn't really apply here, does it? You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves. Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose.
  6. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best.
  7. On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.
  8. Be fair, their D did score 6 points against us last fall.
  9. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Not a bad rant, but you left out the part about "Don't stick your dick in this."
  10. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Carrot Top needs to be shot in the head and left in the ditch to die a cold and lonely death.
  11. Took me three crashes to decide I'd used up all my motorcycling luck and forget about two- or three-wheelers. Two wrecks were cars turning in front of me without noticing I was there, third was coming around curve in a light rain into a two-truck wreck in front of me, both spilled their loads - one was carrying carbon black and the other had about a zillion cartons of eggs. You wouldn't believe how slippery eggs and carbon black on a wet road are. I probably slid a hundred yards on my butt, had a black patch on my left ass cheek for years. Sign from God, loud and clear.
  12. Boil it down to basics.
  13. Someone mentioned youtube - search "TEXAS AUBURN LIVE". Disclaimer: haven't tried, so YMMV
  14. Telling that Schloss apparently said one of the big pluses for the team has been actually using the S&C program.
  15. Sark started out as a baseball player before moving to QB at BYU. Don't guess he'll have any objections to two-sport guys.
  16. Fuck, oh my, oh my. This team has got some stuff. Apparently, coaching actually matters...
  17. Doesn't that mean someone has to stream it?
  18. Yeah... SECN+, and yes it showed up on ESPN app, just wouldn't connect to Auburn game. Desktop and Firestick same thing. Finally found it worked on my music studio laptop no problem. No idea, still looking. Damn good thing the big screen in my library has three HDMI ports and the sound system runs off the screen... plug in that laptop and good to go.
  19. Missed first few innings fighting with some goofy ESPN/YTTV problem. But holy shit, kid looks good. Naw, make that FUCKING GOOD. Hook'em
  20. Prolly couldn't get angle up enough. It's one thing to kick it over 5'10" HS guys with 19" vertical, quite another when the D is 6'4" and 32" vertical. Concentrating on trying to get it up decreases your success rate - I think I heard that somewhere.
  21. Klondike. Peg. All day, every day. Serial or parallel.
  22. Tex Long replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    It would have been easier if he'd have just gone ahead and changed his name to Aubern.
  23. Not sure about the lawfare, but I had a German guy working for me in Houston, with all proper paperwork - green card or whatever it was. He took some classes at Rice, and I don't recall any "student visa" issues. It seems reasonable to think some sort of a similar paperwork workaround would be possible for athletes.
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