Everything posted by Tex Long
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2025 OL Nick Brooks
Really? That's one of those 'vape' thingies? Sweater gawd I thought it was a gold felt tip pen when it caught ny eye on the sidewalk. I love writing utensils, that's a fact. Did I tell you about that Mont Blanc pen I found at the bank when I went to cash my NIL check? Need to find some cartridges for that thing, ink cartridges, you know.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Top of food chain in Chapel Hill is significantly better, in every way, than in, say, in Generic College Station. Not the worst life choice, by a long shot.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
To be scrupulously accurate, it's more akin to roaring than screaming, for my part. That, and I am remarkably free from flatulence, although the death throes of the severely over-used fan not only qualify as screaming, they likely do disturb neighbors, or at least some of their livestock.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
You want to include fruit under vegetables, ok with me. "Fruit" has seed, rest of the plant is non-fruit, but all vege. I wouldn't call a mushroom a plant, although it's a fruit of a fungus, so there's that.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Giver and receiver of multiple screaming orgasms... makes up for a lot.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Probably shouldn't use "visible" and "intestinal lining" in the same sentence.
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2025 NFL Draft
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2025 NFL Draft
That pic you included looks like someone who needs a crack analysis.
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2025 NFL Draft
Improve the NFL draft drama. Let Colleges into the room. Combine Portal and Draft. Some of the players who are thinking about how badly they fucked up by entering the Draft... let the NIL cash registers start ringing.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
While it's certainly true that "Waive Your Dildo" has a bit of cachet to it, particularly as a motto for one's own Little Brotherly Law School, it is my considered opinion that it can not, and does not, plumb the philological (or any other) depths of "Swing Your Sword".
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Next birhday - or whatever occasion - buy him a new one. But make certain the switch has a remote.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
And from the distance - or was it under the passenger seat? - the ever-present but not always heard throb... pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa ...
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2024 Transfer WR Matthew Golden
There is no way, even in the world of Shedeur hype, that Golden gets that draft position as a Cougar. Young Mister Golden got a hell of a lot more than just NIL buckage as a result of his transfer to Texas.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
One might suppose that putting none of one's money into the portal would provide a solid million dollars or so per game to bribe a ref or two, resulting in a superior winning record. Pure cash transactions would be difficult to prove, and while a million dollars is a ton of money in $1 notes, it's only 20 pounds in Franklins, easily deliverable by FedEx.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
double post
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Dildo Waivers is a quality band name. Probably law school flunkouts.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Never use "inserted" and "mom" in the same sentence, unless it also includes "South Austin". Furtively Squandering has a distinctly Surly feeling. Band? Motto? Objective? Remains to be seen. But "remains to be seen" might be a tag line in an obituary.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
PM Jon Gruden?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Have you never krempt?
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Steve McMichael (Mongo) Suffering with ALS - now HOF Bound
RIP Mongo
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
As much as MensaTom wallowed in pig shit, I gotta give him one thing: he fucking beat Georgia.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Never had any problems, but she only kept it a couple of years. I think mainly because I bitched every time I had to ride in the skinny seats... she went with a Highlander next. I hang with a Suburban or a crew cab mostly, although thanks to AMD I drive hardly at all anymore.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The 26X series was one of the best lines of cars ever. We had all our kids in standard transmission Volvos from the time they started driving until they left home and/or started buying their own cars, principally for safety reasons. The 26X and 24X also had the last of the decently big seats. Miz Long switched to a 960/S90, then an XC90, which was still a damn fine car, but they downsized the seats... piss on that.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Well, yeah... but he's fucking entertaining, and that's the bidness they're all in.