Everything posted by Tex Long
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Well, yeah... but he's fucking entertaining, and that's the bidness they're all in.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Funniest part: When looking at some game tape - I think it was either 4th and 13 or the Meatchicken throw, Gruden said "Now that, that was spider 2, y banana."
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Great show. Learned UNT guy told him he'd be coming with an offer when he got to HS. He was in 7th grade. Also learned he went early grad from HS because he had a $1.25Meg offer and Texas law didn't allow HS athletes to get paid.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
PM The Elk.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Main point being fartification being extremely low in occurrence.
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Bert!
"Good" doesn't really apply here, does it? You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves. Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose.
- Bert!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Be fair, their D did score 6 points against us last fall.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Took me three crashes to decide I'd used up all my motorcycling luck and forget about two- or three-wheelers. Two wrecks were cars turning in front of me without noticing I was there, third was coming around curve in a light rain into a two-truck wreck in front of me, both spilled their loads - one was carrying carbon black and the other had about a zillion cartons of eggs. You wouldn't believe how slippery eggs and carbon black on a wet road are. I probably slid a hundred yards on my butt, had a black patch on my left ass cheek for years. Sign from God, loud and clear.
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
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2025 S Jonah Williams
Doesn't that mean someone has to stream it?
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2025 S Jonah Williams
Yeah... SECN+, and yes it showed up on ESPN app, just wouldn't connect to Auburn game. Desktop and Firestick same thing. Finally found it worked on my music studio laptop no problem. No idea, still looking. Damn good thing the big screen in my library has three HDMI ports and the sound system runs off the screen... plug in that laptop and good to go.
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2025 S Jonah Williams
Missed first few innings fighting with some goofy ESPN/YTTV problem. But holy shit, kid looks good. Naw, make that FUCKING GOOD. Hook'em
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Prolly couldn't get angle up enough. It's one thing to kick it over 5'10" HS guys with 19" vertical, quite another when the D is 6'4" and 32" vertical. Concentrating on trying to get it up decreases your success rate - I think I heard that somewhere.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Klondike. Peg. All day, every day. Serial or parallel.
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