Everything posted by Sock Drawer
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
But, but, isn't that the state capital where all the legislators are, or assemblymen, or whatever?
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The way too early 2019 LSU at Texas game discussion
I'd like to think we can get some good LSU inside information, except that Ensminger was named OC after Harris had already left LSU. Now, the best we can hope for is that he doesn't still have any good friends left in Baton Rouge . . .
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RIP Bart Starr
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead! [A large man appears with a (seemingly) dead man over his shoulder] Large Man: Here's one. Dead Collector: Nine pence. "Dead" Man: I'm not dead. Dead Collector: What? Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] Here's your nine pence. "Dead" Man: I'm not dead! Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man: Yes he is. "Dead" Man: I'm not. Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. "Dead" Man: I'm getting better. Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. "Dead" Man: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man:' Oh, don't be such a baby. Dead Collector: I can't take him. "Dead" Man: I feel fine. Large Man: Oh, do me a favor. Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man: Well, when's your next round? Dead Collector: Thursday. "Dead" Man: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? "Dead" Man: I feel happy. I feel happy. [The collector paces for an idea, then whacks the body with his club, solving the problem] Large Man: Ah, thank you very much. Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man: Right.
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RIP Bart Starr
Gerald Kramer too--in 2018. Credited for "the block" in the Ice Bowl
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Sam Ehlinger
Jimmy, oh, Jimmy Mack When are you coming back
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ESPN finally getting its shit together- no more politics
You're trolling, right? You got to be.
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New Yorker article on Ricky
Torrey: "I'm a soldier who's done fightin' in real battles."
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New Yorker article on Ricky
Why the hell would you let her go? Or was it the other way around?
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ESPN finally getting its shit together- no more politics
Pretty sure that left-wing, racist, cocksucking yankees are involved in this mess. (see Smith, Steven A.) FIFY.
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
Someday, in the hopefully not too distant future, the ghost of the little okie shitbird will be looking up at the ghost of Eddie LeBaron.
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Tom Herman creating culture at Texas
Hey, how do you know I'm not one of those rich guys in Dallas or Houston?
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Deandre Francois booted from FSU team for domestic violence
Big-picture, FAU makes sense. It takes a high-character coach to straighten out a wayward inner-city yute.
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2019 CFB Season Catch All Thread
THIS!
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Freddy "Boom-Boom"?
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
". . . and somethin' or other looked like little Lebanese tennis shoes on his feet, you know, with one toe and the rest of the other toes encased, and then two places cut out where his corns hurt his feet. Weird, strange lookin' little dude. Then he say, "Hey," he said, "Is you gonna' be here when John gets here?"
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Patrick Vahe to Ravens
Not too sure; hope so.
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Odell Beckham Jr Traded to the Browns
Would he go back there if Brady retired? That would be pretty funny They'll probably hang 'em up together--at least that's what I'd do.
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Calvin Anderson
But the second mother was with the seventh son And they were both out on Highway 61
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Texas @ Kansas
"Losing is a disease, as contagious as syphilis." We're losing. Holy shit, we've got syphilis.
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Texas @ Kansas
I seem to recall we already fired one coach for losing to Kansas.
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Texas @ Kansas
God Bless Lili St Cyr--uh, and Ryan too.
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Texas @ Kansas
This team needs the sports psychologist from "The Natural."
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US Supreme Court overturns federal ban on sports betting
There's a house built with nothing but carbon and oxygen? No 2x4s or anything?
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NCAA football rule changes
That sooner son of a bitch is still feeling that.
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TEXAS AT TEXAS STATE
Difference is, after the tacos are all gone you have a good feeling . . .