Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
With their OL he's going to take a pounding, my dude.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Catamite OTJ training.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
In other words, they've given up any hope of landing him. How far down the looch list has he dropped? He's on the "Second 44", aka the BDF scraps, rejects, and miscreants list.
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2020 Coaching Staff
First half of user name checks out.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Sydmill Harris and Chris Simms (they were suite mates, too).
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
TIL that I'm an elite supermodel-banger.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Bah Gawd, that's Rutgers' fight song!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I thought the chapter "Great Success in Omaha" was a bit brief.
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2020 Coaching Staff
i remember asking Kenny Vaccaro and Marquise Goodwin if they were "in" and South Austin's mom said "they sure are".
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
He's ainias, my dude.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
CTJ not happy with you.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Sitting B12 coordinator. That's the kind of power move that Jimbo makes all the time with his hires.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I was going to mention PV, and then saw the word "peers.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
He went from being the #1 recruit in the nation to not even being the top suspended player in the incoming aggy class.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Book of Mormon
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2020 Coaching Staff
Old Testament
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2020 Coaching Staff
New Testament
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Sadly, he's a pediatrician.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Chris O once defeated an entire team of mini-Ditkas. He then impregnated their full-sized and very attractive wives.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Chris O once collided with Jack Tatum near the goal line and still scored. Several years later Tatum died prematurely at age 61.
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2020 Coaching Staff
She used to work in New Mexico, her street name was "Carlsbad".
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Best college job was sperm donor. $40 twice weekly. In a related field, South Austin's mom was a banker.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Seems like the first quarter of a Phlegm post.
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2020 Coaching Staff
White Sands is a relaxing place for a 3 or 4 hour hike in the afternoon. You can also swing by the nearby Trinity Site which is great for cookouts after dark.
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2020 Coaching Staff
I should’ve studied hydraulics.