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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. pm Augustus, thinks the kid has a great future.
  2. Bloomberg would've done a lot better yesterday if he'd borrowed Jimbo's wardrobe/no CR and no RD
  3. They gave him an extra day in February and it still wasn't enough.
  4. KKL doesn't even need the vibrator with this picture.
  5. Hopefully TH is musking up with Recruiting Panther cologne.
  6. Under Jimbo, a lot more aggy football players are going to be running out of time.
  7. He's blessed with an extra 21st chromosome. It's like aggy midichlorians.
  8. The eternal aggy talent upgrade across the board.
  9. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bolt.
  10. Take that shit to the Tap Room.
  11. They left out the key detail that the the LSU fans had gotten lost on the way to Ace Hardware. The best fans in college baseball were trying to save the visitors a trip, as good aggys always do.
  12. Obligatory South Austin's mom has had three 5 stars at once.
  13. Prepare for incoming RD-word vomit.
  14. Every journey to a thousand pages begins with a single shit-post.
  15. Warged-up Hodor was the best Bran. Need him and The Mountain both on our line. A little bird told me, though, that The Hound doesn’t want to be a package deal like the Brocks.
  16. "Marie Provost did not look her best The day the cops bust into her lonely nest In the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West July 29 She'd been lying there for two or three weeks The neighbors said they never heard a squeak While hungry eyes that could not speak Said even little doggies have got to eat She was a winner That became the doggie's dinner She never meant that much to me Whoa, poor Marie" Nick Lowe
  17. It ain't exactly clear, but paranoia struck deep
  18. Her backside tramp stamp: "Vic was here"
  19. Christian McCaffrey with a better arm but less of a coach-on-the-field, blue-collar, lunch-pail vibe.
  20. JAXSON APPEL SPEED AND AGILITY TRAINING He needs to talk to this guy about becoming a legendary aggy safety.
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