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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Warehime caused some minor bathroom flooding while recruiting. One CTJ was very unexcited about that.
  2. Does anyone know if crossbows, throwing stars, and shit like that work in space? Sorry if I'm not on the right /r/. Thx.
  3. He shouldn't be allowed to hold that kid over tile or hardwood floors.
  4. She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.
  5. I know he endorses the Bible and all, but I must confess that I took the Lord's Name in vain often when I watched Gideon in 2008-9.
  6. Let's not forget that the next year, on an even bigger stage, he made an INT that a lot of DBs wouldn't have made.
  7. Brian Kelly is so mean that he once shot a man for filming.
  8. Finished off with some Thunderbird White.
  9. Army did really well against South Carolina in '64 and '65 IIRC. Armybrat would be able to provide some anecdotes.
  10. At least Case McCoy just got arrested and later went on to earn eternal scoreboard glory.
  11. I used to get free beer while underage (back when it was 19) to serve as an usher for the San Antonio Gunslinger games in Alamo Stadium back in the mid-80s. Great way to spend an afternoon. Rose Bowl star Rick Neuheisel was the QB.
  12. She can't carry Christine McVie's jock.
  13. Relax, when you want to (sign) CUM.
  14. Ketch is working on mysteries without any clues.
  15. South Austin's mom used the same excuse for her numerous failed gonorrhea tests.
  16. The heavy rain put out the fire.
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