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ztejas

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  1. Please get Vassell off this fucking team.
  2. Mitch is so sick of the effort that we're seeing Fox and McLaughlin on the floor together. It's really funny against a team like this until you get smoked in the playoffs. Can't teach experience. They'll learn.
  3. Pass the fucking ball, KJ. Unreal that we are letting these guys hang with us at home.
  4. Vassell is such a fucking bum. Glad we're paying him $27M per season.
  5. We should be up 25. We're going to need to get our asses kicked in the playoffs before these guys are ready, unfortunately. They just don't get it yet. I think OKC shot 15 wide-open 3s that 1H with a bunch of scrubs on the floor. Mitch is seriously growing on me. I think he gets it. I need this team to get it. They could win a title this season if they took it a bit more seriously - but they aren't going to until the Timberwolves or Nuggets hand them their fucking asses over 7 games (and that's going to happen. And that's okay) This is a fun fucking squad and it's a great god damn time to be a Spurs fan. I just want these guys to push themselves and work towards that championship standard. They can be really special - they aren't there yet. A ton of work to do. GSG
  6. Another great timeout. Play to a standard. If you're confused - look up - 5 title banners right there.
  7. Great timeout by Mitch. In line with what I just commented. Play to a standard. Not doing that. Wake up, Spurs.
  8. Run it up on these cocksuckers. This should be a 30 point win. Go for 50. Let them feel the storm that's coming. Silver is a pussy and I doubt he even fines them - let this be their punishment. Run for 48 minutes. Send a message. Fuck OKC.
  9. My pants are a little sticky after that Bryant 3.
  10. Please run these dickheads off the floor. This is a good game for Mitch to prove himself.
  11. Of course this goes to 2OT. Have to flip to ESPNU. What is this, college basketball?
  12. Wrap this gay OT shit up we have ass to whip.
  13. Yeah I fucked up and ran it through the dryer a couple times just being lazy or not caring.
  14. After that first half I'd pick up the phone and call Milwaukee's GM.
  15. Chris Vernon is a fucking retard. You couldn't pay me to watch his content.
  16. Yeah I think napkins in the glove box transcends regionality. I have a bunch of taco bell fire and Diablo sauce packets in the top of my center console right now. What do I win?
  17. I would kill for JSJ instead of Vassell. Dude is cold as fuck. Constantly hits big 3s for you when you need them.
  18. He's flirting with bust territory at this point.
  19. You wouldn't get it. You aren't a real Southerner.
  20. I like Windy but at the end of the day he's a Disney mouthpiece and a LeBron ball gargler. Those may be the same thing. That said - he may be right that the Clippers aren't rebuilding - the Zubac DNP is legitimate. Bill is the sports podcast GOAT. The last couple months he's been on a generational run. Excluding when he has Chuck Klosterman on who's a total fucking beating. His job isn't to be right all the time - it's to entertain - and that motherfucker is entertaining. Guess The Lines is the best sports pod out there right now. It's funny to see people hate on him and try and dunk every time he's wrong. Reminds me of the pro bowler Pete Weber that - on retiring - said "Hate me or love me you still watched". Tangentially - Russillo has fallen off since he went to Barstool (although I thought his last stretch at The Ringer was weak, too). Shitty guests. Too many ads. Weird formatting where his NBA takes are a once a week thing now that you have to go watch on YouTube and Ceruti is always included towards the end who is a total dweeb that has zero ball knowledge. I respect cashing checks but Ryen's lost his fastball and separating from Bill didn't help. Lowe is, meanwhile, crushing it. For anyone that cares about or loves the NBA, anytime he and Kirk Goldsberry (🤘) get together is a must listen. He's also a regular feature on Prime's NBA coverage now which is fantastic.
  21. I'm not sure how the money makes sense for Simons who's making like 27. Sexton is at 18 - would be more workable.
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