Everything posted by ousux
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
It was a traffic joke, don't go autist on me.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Move to greater Austin area that isn't a downtown condo- still about an hour with traffic
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It’s August 1st
It will pick up. Right now the heat is too damn high and we have a few weeks to go.
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It’s August 1st
Everyone I know is pumped for the season
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
That came directly from Sweat himself, but you can believe what you want.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I know sarcasm is rare and almost unheard of on surly, but (time for loin girding here) it can and does appear from time to time.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
With information minister Looch in charge, no need to see it for myself. I'm sure he will report every new ripple of aggy muscle.
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Phatterson
Not sure Coog high made the right choice, I think Gare could make Houston a contender in the new Big12.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Give him a bag of dicks and tell him to stfu and sit down.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I kept all 3 issues of DCTF with my name in them for years and years, then at some point my mom (not understanding the significance) either tossed them or sold them in a yard sale or something. My fault for not taking them with me, but still...ffs mom!
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2024 CFB Schedules - Coelenterates & Consequences
They're breaking in a new QB, don't bet the house on domer beating gomer.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Not just Sark, also got a mention from Jeff Banks during his media sesh.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
I think you're probably right and there's no doubt he has the team trending the right way. That said I need to see a post season win this season before he's anointed supreme leader of Longhorn football.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Just going by the spring game it isn't too wild of a prediction. Kid was really good in HS, remains to be seen if that continues against a real enemy defense, but I wouldn't doubt it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I passed 2 in a mini-convoy on I-20 a couple weeks back. Beyond the ugly they are somehow simultaneously smaller AND larger than they appear in pictures. That's the real engineering triumph.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy propaganda and revisionist history was more effective than we thought it would be. Yes, that's it In a nutshell.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
About a month until I get my fix. Short practice clips help a bit with the withdrawal, but I need the uncut stuff. Excited for the conference schedule, but our OOC isn't bad either. This season is going to slap.[emoji869]
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I'm fine with that headcase being aggy associated.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
And his old bud Freshwater, assuming he hasn't settled down too much these days. I just hope this doesn't bring back too much of the past, if you know what I mean.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Decimal point lives matter! This is a lesson I learned very early in my after school real world adventures.
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2025 DT Josiah Sharma
R2D2 saves the day! Welcome to the 40 Josiah [emoji869] If that doesn't get a team flip, nothing will
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2025 DT Josiah Sharma
When said jerk off sesh includes prime Elizabeth Hurley with her legs wrapped around Elton John.. Yes, too much to ask.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
We may not be everyone's Superbowl anymore, but until everyone gets used to us being in the SEC the games against us will just mean more. (Pun intended) Nobody took aggy seriously their first SEC season and look what happened there. I know this a good problem to have, but we aren't exactly coming into the conference flying under the radar like BlowU is.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I guess he's hoping that will be forgotten in the next 4 months..