Everything posted by ousux
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
No playoffs this year boys and girls, but don't let that affect your psyche. Let's just enjoy making a shit tier bowl this year and hope for better next year.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Jesus tapdancing Christ. Are we really in a standoff with UTEP at halftime? Please tell me I'm hallucinating
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Ain't this the fucking truth
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Yes, UTEP is sneaky good. /Sunshine pumper
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
So this is a playoff team ranked #1 pre season? Fuck all of that, we'll be lucky to land a NY6 bowl.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
How many times over the past decade have we seen the defense play more than well enough to win, but the offense can't keep up their end of the bargain? I'm having chuck flashbacks, help me. [emoji85]
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
I guess we can expect a shit tier bowl against an opponent nobody gives a single fuck about this year? Woo fuckin hoo
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
This is a fucking shitshow so far, nobody can convince me it isn't. We should be up at least 21
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
You're right, I've had a few fingers of bourbon and thought it was 3rd. Even so, this is a shitshow so far.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Truly thankful for Endries. It's almost like we never lost Gunnar Helm to the draft.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Awesome isn't it? Bodes well for the teams with a pulse we'll face later this season. Should be 21-0 at least, or that's how I feel. Edit- The first part of my post is sarcasm in case anyone's detector is out of calibration.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
When does the mudholing start? Asking for a friend.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
We should be mudholing about now, I am not gruntled.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Thetvapp.to I no longer use it, but it worked last year until I sorted my streaming tv.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Scattaboooooo
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Even so, I'd take him every day (twice on Sunday) over side show Bert.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
But...they might be expecting that. Gotta surprise them by running for -1 yards a pop.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Stroh is a gotdam liability, dude is straight up cheeks at both run blocking and pass pro. He may be a fine kid, but he needs to be waving a towel on the sideline.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
What happened to our run blocking? I thought that was the lone bright spot of our sus O-line?
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SJSU Game Thread
I'm thinking we probably don't beat tOSU
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SJSU Game Thread
White lightning!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
My first time on surly since the tOSU debacle, but I don't think it's debatable Sark called a piss poor game on offense. Yes, Arch being a bit off and Matt Patricia doing his job well made things difficult, but Sark didn't adjust until it was way too late. Yes, this has been said many times before but it needs to be said again...your defense holds any team to 14 points on the road there is no excuse for grabbing an L. Not calling for Sarks head on a stick just yet, (no more decade long G5 coach experiments) but I need to see much better next time we face a team that can fog a mirror.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It's really strange for me because coming into the SEC I thought Georgia may be the only sane, rational and educated fanbase. It's almost embarrassing how wrong I was, but moreso for UGA people.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Shit, you're right. I would have thought at least one of DKR teams would have been pre-season #1, but nope.