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Royale with cheese

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  1. About he OL tinkering, just remember: The best laid schemes o' mice an' men / Gang aft a-gley.
  2. Where do they get those wonderful names?
  3. The "we know our plays have known tells but we're going to run it right down their throat anyway" attitude explains almost every head scratching thing that Herman did, and why he was fired. "Heads or tails, Mr. Bradley?" "It don't make a shit."
  4. You're a nurse? Can we see your pay stub?
  5. "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." --Maxwell Scott
  6. ". . . wants to participles in the playoff . . ." I give up. That's either an autocorrect-strikes-again, an abysmal fuckup, or just waaay over my plebeian head. (Note: That last one there, it wouldn't be the first time.)
  7. Why the fuck would you put aggy in that list? Jesus.
  8. To allow the senators who represent districts containing spurned Irate-8 schools make a record for their constituent voters, "See, I tried to help. Don't forget to vote for me."
  9. Yeah, he wants to run for mayor of Houston.
  10. All the realignment talk I've seen contemplates adding powerhouse teams who bring both streamers and TV's to the table. There's a practical limit to how many additional teams the power conferences--say, SEC for example--can add. The way around that, and the next logical (albeit tremendously painful) step in the evolutionary process, is to start jettisoning the deadwood teams in favor of "better" replacements. All the accepted Power-5 conferences could stand to shed a few figurative pounds. That's harsh, but in a world where money talks, bullshit . . . well, it walks.
  11. Climb out? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
  12. Wishful thinking--oh, and about an NFL franchise moving here, too.
  13. Now, in the cold light of mature reflection, you wonder why everybody clamored after that weak-ass shit.
  14. How did we get from Harry Jersig and San Antonio to Pabst-owned and contract-brewed by Miller?
  15. Looks like we're driftin' powerful close to CR'n up what has been the best and most entertaining thread in a very long time.
  16. Stopped in to see Dalton Santos, I gather?
  17. Is anything actually before you were born? (I'm right there with you, BTW.)
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