Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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Realignment talk not going away
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That is so fuckin' perfect.
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Realignment talk not going away
Hell of a name for a grunge band.
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Realignment talk not going away
Oh, my God--Rick Perry's coming back? Governor-for-life Rick Perry's coming back?
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Realignment talk not going away
And take nothing.
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Realignment talk not going away
You've got almost 20,000 posts and you still can't spell "aggy?"
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Realignment talk not going away
Hell, piggy can't pronounce “egalitarian,” much less define it.
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Realignment talk not going away
The tremendous fundraising opportunities a relevant, competitive football program can generate for the university is a fact that the pinhead thésards of the world just cannot (or will not) comprehend. They think academia should be "above" the demeaning effects of common athletics.
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Realignment talk not going away
Nebraska??
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Realignment talk not going away
Cross her off, then.
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Texas Roster 2021 -- Turn This Shit Around
Casey Thompson is 11, Hudson card is 1 . . .
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
FIFY
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Bingo! Give that man a cigar.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Anybody familiar with "The Challenge," a 1970 flick with Darren McGavin and somebody named Mako? Premise: All-out war between the United States and a non-specific Asian country is averted when the two sides agree to settle their differences by each choosing a single soldier as champion, and having those two men fight to the death on a deserted South Pacific island. Y'all see where I'm going with this?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Doofy, Droopy--I'd know that face anywhere.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Me too.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Correcting Surly's grammar is a Sisyphean task.
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2021 Numerical Roster w/ Heights, Weights, & Numbers
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."
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NCAA to Allow Players to be Compensated for their Names, Likenesses, and Images
Forget all the window dressing, misdirection, and camouflage--that's all bullshit. An unholy alliance of state legislatures, the courts, and the NCAA have just legalized buying players. Call it what you want, that's what it boils down to. Figuring out how do do it while still staying within the "rules" (of which there are damn few anymore) ain't rocket surgery. And we've got more money than Croesus. I'm tired of holding ourselves out to be above mixing with the longtime and well known cheaters (blOw-U and sec, sec, sec--I'm looking at you). I want to see us grow some balls and play the game. And I'll be goddammed if I want to see us outbid. (Can you say "Big, Swinging Dicks?" I knew you could.)
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
Yeah, she didn't make a lot in tips. She was so ugly the guys didn't want to put dollar bills in her G-string. One asked her, "Where's all the fifty-cent pieces?" She said, "The aggys married 'em."
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
ISWYDT
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
220, 221--whatever it takes.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
That's correct. Also, he's only an analyst, not a coordinator--and he's on the defensive side of the ball, not offense. Other than that, the original post was spot on.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They already have. That's how they got to 180.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yeah. And don't forget to include that totally incompetent asshole, Steve Patterson. He comes in for a large share of the blame, too.