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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Somebody needs to tell aggy that sheep dip is not a contraceptive.
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2021 Big 12 Media Days
Nah, arms are too big.
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
You know why divorces cost so damn much? Because they're worth it. Every damn penny.
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
You don't want to see pix. She was so fat, I took her picture and the negative weighed three pounds.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
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2021 Big 12 Media Days
I wouldn't say flat, exactly. Why, at night you have to stand on a dime to see the lights of Topeka.
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
Don’t ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That’s life. Who can explain it?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
In all its radiant GLO-ry. Can I get an amen?!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Everybody knows that Chiles oughta starts.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
LBGTQ ostracized in agggy-land. Have to be subtle and circumspect when riding the hershey highway.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yeah, that's about how I see it too. After waaaay too many Maryland flashbacks and Kool-Aid hangovers, I've sworn off the hard stuff until I see us in action. I'll hope for the best but won't be surprised at a bump in the road or two.
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Buy/Sell 2021
But, but . . . Ann Richards will make us take Baylor with us. That'll uneven things.
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Jake Smith
- What was your football mud back in the day?
Filtered mud mined from the bottom of the Deleaware River and only umps are allowed to handle . . . No, wait; that's baseballs. For football, we use filtered Bevodung mined from the bottom of the Silver Spurs' trailer.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
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Kristofferson nailed it: "He's a walking contradiction, party truth and partly fiction/ taking every wrong direction on his lonely way back home." I guess we're all entitled to apply that to whomever we think it fits.- Jake Smith
Agreed. But it sure helped alienate the fan base and they're the ones who ultimately pay the bills -- the gate, concessions, merchandise, and far more importantly, by driving TV revenue. MLB is still around, sure, but it's not the big dog anymore, and hasn't been for a long time. Free agency and strikes have played major roles in its decline. Bottom line: The damned ol' law got in the way. Funny how that happens. (Can you say "NIL?" I knew you could.)- Jake Smith
Free agency ruined baseball. Just sayin/ . . .- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
"Never apologise, never explain." --Winston Churchill- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yeah, I remember all those "insider" posts saying, "Ah, don't worry about Carrington going to USC. It's no big deal. We'll be fine." Riiiight.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
We seem to be missing out on some much-needed 'croots--'croots the 9.95'ers kept telling us we could sign. Are we just getting outbid or what the fuck else is going on? (I'd post this over in the recruiting board but those fuckers are crazy over there.)- Tell me about Nebraska
Cool story, dude. Way to go.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?- And John Facenda....
Bet not everybody knows that Tommy Facenda was John Facenda's brother by another mother. Tommy wore a blue cap for a while. (Anybody?? * *crickets* *) - What was your football mud back in the day?
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