Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Damn right, and my mom's nothing like South Austin's mom and I'd better not see any of that shit on this board.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Uh, uh. Bush's Beans.
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Tell Me About Arkansas
Wait, Bielema is Bob Stoops?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Which one is the goose?
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The Charlie Strong Decision
Yeah, look at what happened to Dan Quayle.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What do you mean, "like?"
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2021 CFB Catch All Thread
In the CFB Catchall thread. Of course it was.
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2021 CFB Catch All Thread
Aren't schedules made years in advance, contracts signed, etc.?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Try to not hurt her.
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Realignment talk not going away
Long live this thread! I find it immensely heartening that perhaps as many as a half-dozen Surls repeatedly get off on logorrheic screeds.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
They can move it out of the Cotton Bowl when they pry the Fletcher's out of my cold, dead fingers.
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SURLY ROAD TRIP 2021: Fayetteville - Texas at Arkansas, Sept. 11
Having Gameday there would be cool but neither we nor piggy has been really relevant in dog years--especially piggy--so I can't see Gameday coming unless there's no place better to go. I haven't checked the schedule for that week, so . . .
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Carrington to NFL
But does she have a monkey?
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Tell Me About Arkansas
Remember downtown Dallas on Friday night before ou? Po-lice making both fanbases walk down different sides of the street for separation. Didn't matter. Cussing each other, throwing things--rocks, beer bottles. Fights--teeth, hair, and eyeballs all over the concrete--no, wait; that was Brother Dave. Anyway, it was a different time. We thought it was fun. We thought we were invincible. We didn't know any better.
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Tell Me About Arkansas
Ah, but you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
You're a nurse? Can we see your pay stubs?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
- Calvin Anderson
Good on him. Glad he's sticking in the League.- 2021 Everything FCS Spring Season
I've already skipped over and read the last page--the butler did it.- David Ash is playing Polish Football now
How did they all three get into the lightbulb?- 2021 Everything FCS Spring Season
I recorded the game for later viewing. The goddam lightning delay caused the recording to run out with about a minute-thirty remaining, and, borrowing a phrase from Ron White, "spinning me into dimensions of pissed off I've never been in before in my life!" I had to check the score on the damn internet. Mercifully, the big-screen is still intact. Barely.- Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
Well(born)?- Jake Ehlinger OD Discussion and Information
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.' " But it probably wouldn't have.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
In show business terms, yes.- Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
Man, they be some crazy motherfuckers in that place. WB included. - Calvin Anderson
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