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Royale with cheese

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Everything posted by Royale with cheese

  1. Damn right, and my mom's nothing like South Austin's mom and I'd better not see any of that shit on this board.
  2. Uh, uh. Bush's Beans.
  3. Wait, Bielema is Bob Stoops?
  4. Which one is the goose?
  5. Yeah, look at what happened to Dan Quayle.
  6. What do you mean, "like?"
  7. In the CFB Catchall thread. Of course it was.
  8. Aren't schedules made years in advance, contracts signed, etc.?
  9. Long live this thread! I find it immensely heartening that perhaps as many as a half-dozen Surls repeatedly get off on logorrheic screeds.
  10. They can move it out of the Cotton Bowl when they pry the Fletcher's out of my cold, dead fingers.
  11. Having Gameday there would be cool but neither we nor piggy has been really relevant in dog years--especially piggy--so I can't see Gameday coming unless there's no place better to go. I haven't checked the schedule for that week, so . . .
  12. But does she have a monkey?
  13. Remember downtown Dallas on Friday night before ou? Po-lice making both fanbases walk down different sides of the street for separation. Didn't matter. Cussing each other, throwing things--rocks, beer bottles. Fights--teeth, hair, and eyeballs all over the concrete--no, wait; that was Brother Dave. Anyway, it was a different time. We thought it was fun. We thought we were invincible. We didn't know any better.
  14. Ah, but you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
  15. You're a nurse? Can we see your pay stubs?
  16. Good on him. Glad he's sticking in the League.
  17. I've already skipped over and read the last page--the butler did it.
  18. How did they all three get into the lightbulb?
  19. I recorded the game for later viewing. The goddam lightning delay caused the recording to run out with about a minute-thirty remaining, and, borrowing a phrase from Ron White, "spinning me into dimensions of pissed off I've never been in before in my life!" I had to check the score on the damn internet. Mercifully, the big-screen is still intact. Barely.
  20. For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.' " But it probably wouldn't have.
  21. In show business terms, yes.
  22. Man, they be some crazy motherfuckers in that place. WB included.
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