Everything posted by touchthemonolith
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
What team have you been watching this year? You really think any lead is safe?
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
I somehow feel even less confident now that we have the lead.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
What are we thinking boys, turnover or three-and-out?
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
This defense is going to be completely gassed by around 8:30.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Our offense is taking a big enough shit for all of us.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Remember first downs?
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Schrodinger's Hudson: he's simultaneously trash, and also our only hope.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
To anyone who doesn't have FS1, I've got you covered with this live stream:
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
They should just put in Roschon and run wildcat all night. Who fucking cares?
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
What even is roughing the kicker
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
This offensive line and being shit. Name a more iconic duo.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
You can't choke away a double digit lead if you get blown out from the start.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Ah yes, I see the team is still dogshit.
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Stop being such fucking pussies
Well, I legitimately hope y'all have fun seeing if Bijan is good enough to carry this dumpster of a football program to the Texas Bowl or not. Imma go get ready for basketball season #FearTheBeard
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
I WANNA SEE CARD IN THIS GAME ON THE FIRST THIRD QUARTER DRIVE FUCK THESE OKIE SCRUBS
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
THEY NEED TO WRAP THIS GAME UP QUICK; I'M WORRIED THIS ERECTION MAY LAST MORE THAN FOUR HOURS
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Casey Thompson
It's futile at this point, but part of me still hopes that Sark wants to unleash Casey as a runner against OU. He's been effective, notwithstanding that really weird and slow run against TCU. Grinch's first, second, and third priority is containing Bijan. If they do manage to slow him down, and especially if the passing game continues struggling, then I'm gonna be pretty pissed if Casey's out there attempting a Mac Jones impression.
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Texas O-line talk
I really liked Tyler Johnson's upside and it's been a shame to see him not make much noise. The blue chips in that #3 ranked 2019 class have been a bit of a nightmare in general: Bru McCoy, J-Whitt, Jake Smith, Tyler Johnson, De'Gabriel Floyd, Tyler Owens, and Kenyatta Watson. We all know about Bru and De'Gabriel (never played a down but for very different reasons), Kenyatta and Smith aren't with the program anymore, the Tylers are essentially irrelevant right now, and only J-Whitt is making meaningful contributions on game days.
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Texas O-line talk
I just realized how worrisome this offensive line group is going to look after graduation--even if we're just losing Kerstetter, Okafor, and Tope. I don't want to hate on our guys, there's some high-upside young guys in there, but I don't think we can call any of them proven and reliable assets yet. I have faith in Flood and Sark and I have faith in these guys. But unless some of 'em take big steps/we find some depth in the portal/we land someone like Devon Campbell and he's ready to contribute as a true frosh, there's a scenario where things get worse before they get better, even if Flood coaches his tail off.
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TCU game week.
You're good, my dude: I don't take stuff personally, and anyone who does has no business on surly. Oh and fuck TCU.
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OU @ KSU Fox
If OU loses this game do we go into the shootout...as favorites?
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
You know, a wise man once said: "PLAYOFFS?!?! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT PLAYOFFS!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! PLAYOFFS?!?!"
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
We only gave up one TD after the first quarter. The defense looked ugly and absolutely needs to get better, but it did its job today for the most part.
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
If we give it to anyone other than Bijan and we don't get it in, Sark gets absolutely crucified. Shades of Sark's former boss not handing it to Marshawn on the goal line with the Super Bowl on the line. I was a bit bummed to see us not get creative, but if they could stop Bijan from picking up a yard twice then they deserved to get a stop. Unfortunately, they deserved to get the stop.
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC